Tuesday, October 13, 2009

10 most typical Camwhore

CAMWHORE

refer wikipedia for further explanation

Some of you might be a :

- camwhore
- camwhore visitor
- camwhore lover
- camwhore's friend
- camwhore's personal paparazi
- blogger who is a  camwhore
- or anything related to camwhore eventually or not

for me,
camwhore means :

person (mostly girl) who loves to show off their face (it is better if its a close up) in each and every picture no matter what the background is.

Yeah
straight to the point

I present
10 most typical Camwhore




1. You can only see her face
- maybe she is fat
-maybe she is too thin
-maybe her body have no shape at all
-maybe she have little bewbs
-maybe she cant take the picture properly
-maybe she aint wear her push up bra that day

2. You can see her long face. As if her lips are apart of the birds beak.
kan3?
ade muncong kan?





3. They used to take their picture only in a certain side.
-part lagi satu cacat kowt.
maybe...

4. They act like a cute little bastard.
ha3...

5. They will find the ugliest fren to snap the picture with. 4 what?
-they will shine among them all... dont u get it?

6.They have a fringe that will almost hide their forehead.
-maybe their forehead had too much pimples.
-maybe their forehead looks like flower horn fish.

7. Any background will do.
-no matter if the background is toilet, eiffel tower, klcc, beach, bla3...
- as long as she was there and she is the main attention

8. they will make the picture close up to their face.
- sampai bole nampak bulu idong

9. Girls in hood + fringe + real close up

10. They will someway somehow show their cleavage...    
- actually, that is the main attraction
-i dunno if this is the best example
- But, i think thats an attraction               

 there,
ten tips of camwhore
i wonder if there's blogwhore 

but.......



       Its my perspective. Whats yours?     

8 comments:

nur-al-AIN said...

wow! cleavage tuuu~ hahahaha!

Hazrey said...

Hellioz, no 5 is soooo true. Those fuckers akan tunjuk ohh aku lebih cantik. So fuck up kan.

Tapi nombor 10 tetap best. Hahaha.. meruntun jiwa. Ok, I am a normal man.

hellioz said...

nur-al-AIN - yup. dalam bahasa saintifik biologi form 4, cleavage furrow. thats what i remember back there la...

hazrey- yarhahahaa. u got it all ryte. normal guys mesty bilang begitu.

The Aku said...

Wei. Aku nk amik title blogwhore tu bleh ke? Ekekeke....apa yg perlu kulakukan? Tayang nenen depan semua org ke apa? Ekekeke...

The Aku said...

Wei sori2 aku lupa nak taip. Gmbr atas tu kan ker si vaviRina pramugari pioneer sexmelayu? cam lahanat je. dah tua da dia skang. sekian.

aly said...

sheesshhhh i'm d camwhore's friend -,-"
hellioz, ade 10 tips x camane nak bg diorg tobat?

+d.O.Y.A.h+ said...

arrr. aku tensen tengok gambar2 gituh! hahaha. shit!

Dhiya Fariza said...

couldnt agree more.

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