Sunday, November 29, 2009

Hidup Umpama TAHI a.k.a TAIK...

Actually, i got this Sacred idea when i am...
erm..
Do i have to tell u everything...
i aint tink so...

Kenape aku umpamakan hidup ni macam taik a.k.a tahi dalam bahasa yang lebih teratur?
sebab kite semua sama...
ye, KITA...
semua orang...
yang hidup dalam dunia ni.

read this...

we were born after our parents were copulating (anyway anyhow, DON'T IMAGINE IT U FREAK!!!)

+-9 months later
we get the hell out of our mothers womb to get some fresh air through ehem2*
eventually,
we were born as we are today...
(take a good look at the mirror)

what about SHIT u freaking shithole???
its just the SAME ya'll!!!

SHITS were produced after the OWNER of that shit ate anything they eat...
a couple or longer hour after that,
a shit were not born, lolz~
it was produced...
through ehem2* at any toilet available, anywhere or any place u could ever imagine...
they're all the same!!!

WHY?
they have the same smell and were called SHIT once and for all...

snippet,
have u ever smell shit that smells like fragrance?
shoot me between my eyes if u do so...
NOW!
bang!!! balls...

Know whats the difference between all the shits produced?
they have different colours and shapes and smell too...
the most random colourz are
-brown (american brownies) LOLZ~
-fair brown???
-black???
-red???
-white??? WTF?
-green???
-purple???
-yellow???
-orange???
-pink???
and anything possible colourz available depends on its owner and what they ate b4 that
thats the difference...

THIS IS SHIT EVERYONE!!! 

More???
imagine it your own self or google em' if your mind is not properly functioned as normal human beings
thats one of the difference on any shits you'll ever produce
yeah...
the difference actually,
brings no difference at all...
cause once and for all they will be called SHIT for their own good sake!

the SHITS will anonymously enter a large community at a place called SEWER if their owner expelled them at any toilet...

there'll be some poor shit thats's been expelled fto the the diapers, river, waterfall, sea and so on...
they've never got the chance to someway somehow interact with their species at the SEWER...
and i synonimise (LOLZ) them like the people who lived at the place that lacks of most things like at the remote places...

Once they enter their population at the SEWER,
they will anyway anyhow socialize with their species in any manner they'd love to
some float, some sink, some will be everywhere all over the place (the diluted one)...
their physical characteristics makes them  what they are...
many types of physical characteristics will be formed depends on the Shitter (you!!!)...

they (the SHIT) will happily socialize with their own species
(just like what human being does at the real world) with any manner u'd love to think of...

After sometimes maybe a couple of weeks or month,
they'll be processed so that they can be thrown out to the best place they could live at
(have u ever wonder where they'll be?)
this is the process where they eventually "died" due to the natural made factors to all SHIT kind on the earth
just like how human will die someday somehow on this very moment...

Actually,
u can understand what i am trying to say on this shitty articles about how human lives randomly...
view my point at your own pace, or better in a good perspectives or you'll forever be as Shitty as the shits i mentioned above...

WHAT THE F r you trying to say shithole???

I just wanna say that we were ALL the same as good as SHIT that has
different smell,
different physical form
different colours
and different owner
 BUT they were all called SHIT

Just Like Human Being
we've got...
different face
different body
different voice
different hair
different boobs
different peanuts
different nose
different colour
different race
different religion
different perspectives
and any difference u could ever imagine
BUT we were ALL called HUMAN BEING a.k.a HOMO SAPIENS

and that makes EVERY SINGLE PERSON THE SAME!

u got what i mean?
no?
let me say it once again
WE'RE ALL THE SAME!!!
clear enough???
THERE IS NO DIFFERENT BETWEEN YOU AND ME AND HIM AND HER AND EVERYBODY ELSE~

i believe, if we could live our life with the same feelings of HUMANITY,
there's nothing will be flawed anyway anyhow...
the only things that makes us feel different is because all the different i state Above...

sigh~
i always wish this worlds gonna be a better place to LIVE for EVERYBODY
not only for SOMEBODY... ( i wish u understand how i hate SOMEBODY )


thats all for the shits today...
dont forget to think about this when u shit ya'll...
and DO RemembeR
we're all the SAME
just like the shits above...
lolz~

buhbye~
c ya'll shits later...
big LOLZ~

p/s :  I bet ya'll gonna say "i smell shit" when u smell shit anywhere in your life... trust me... i've experienced it


Its my perspective. Whats yours? 
hit me on the comment section, below~

13 comments:

bolloqs said...

weh sensor la cket gmbo taik 2 nnt org tgk leh jd bodo~ngeeee

hellioz said...

bolloqs
oh... camtu ke...
mesty orang2 bodo suke tengok taik kan?
sebab tuyh diorang bodoh...
lolz~

cikguaziz.blogspot.com said...

Wargghh..aduhh..gambar tahi itu ?
Tak sanggup meihatnya ?
Scroll down laju sikit....

http://cikguaziz.blogspot.com

Dak Wan said...

Alert! Shit brain approaching! Warning! Arghhhh.... Contamination beyond redemption.. Bluekkkk..

mitchelle nur alya said...

Ya Allah, kenapa larhh jijik sangatt kamu ny ??? wekkk :PPP

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

Hahaha~
Orang selalu kata tahi busuk, jijik~ Tapi orang selalu lupa, apa asalnya daripada~ Dari makanan yang lazat juga~

Anyway, boleh juga bila kita perkatakan mengenai manusia, jangan lupa asalnya manusia pertama juga asalnya daripada tanah yang busuk juga~

hellioz said...

cikgu aziz
chillax...
they're always there in ur body
u just cant see em'...
now i give u an oppoturnity to take a good look at em while u can...
lolz~

dak wan
yeahza~
shit brain was always being contaminated

mitchelle nur alya
wek?
mind urself first...
u r goin to wash ur future babies okayh...
u'll SEE em n SMELL em' someway somehow..
gyahhaha

Lord Zara
winrar!
HI 5!~

mitchelle nur alya said...

wow, thanks !
hey u know what, i clean my granny's shit everytime when holiday at granny's .she's 90+ now .
i never complain bout that lar silly.
i meant the way you tell a message.
HAHAHA ~sakai !

hellioz said...

mitcelle nur alya
nycey...
its goin to be a wonderful life being ur wife then...
lolz~

mitchelle nur alya said...

J : im not a lesbian larrr :PP
aiyaaaaaaaa !!!

hellioz said...

being ur husband then...
typo ere...
sigh~

mitchelle nur alya said...

huh ??whattt ??
but.but.buttttocks larh youuu :B

hellioz said...

geeh...
typo using my stupid pda larh...

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