Monday, November 23, 2009

How To Get Nanged At Nuffnang innit?


Blogger loves traffic
and traffic dont come easy
traffic will comes easy only with mind blowing articles....
especially when u post something to read, not something to see (picture)

Ever wonder how the same people get nanged almost everytime?
have u ever seen the same person get nanged countless time?
and wonder why in hell was the blogger always in the top10 list?

here's a noob way to gain traffic to your blog...

once u are on the top ten list at innit
ALL NUFFNANGERS who loves to 'lepak' at innit
will someway somehow see your articles and
the curiosity will someway somehow attract them to click on em'...
and slowly visit your blog...
not only nanged,
but the noob one will visit the blog someway somehow
ALTHOUGH they know what the articles are all about through the headings...
WHY? (because u put too many someway somehow u retard)
"oh sorry, i'm obsessed with that word"

WHY LAA....
Because we were born with curiosity
Its not because the same lame articles with the headings about
-sex
-paycheck from nuffnang/adsense
-racism (i hate racists bloggers)
-how to gain traffic. LAME (like this piece of shit)
-and everything that people like to read and click though they now whats in the articles
THATS CHEAPO asstards ya'll~
asstards not bastards ya'll...
its not a typo ok.

after wasting  my time at innit
i can assume that 15 nang is the least nangs that would let ur articles boom2 pow like hell...
why?
because once u are on the top 10 list,
noobs will highly in percentage click ur articles though its as lame as heLLyeah~

NOOBs WAY TO GET NANGED
*it is as simple as licking cornetto ice cream...

- perform a group of 15 to (as many as u wanted to)  and nang each others articles periodically not at the same time.
-make a schedule on who's who turn to gain fame like a nutsack at the innit...

QUESTION AND ANSWERS SECTION

why are you writing all these bullshits above?
i think i've found a 'group' of this typo people who MAYBE had perform the idea stated above
how would u know?
hey dude, I AM AN OBSERVER... i love to digg and think about the unthinkable.
i love to enjoy what magician did behind his show. got me?
dude, are u crazy or what? how can.... can or not....
NO. YES. WHATEVER. u can call me anything u like because i know what i'm doing.
yes or no is depending on you.
all i can say is HAPPY TRYING NANGSTERS...
i dont believe u la dodol!!!
do i mention any statement to make u believe all the statement above? NO
ok2... wanna join my group?
no. i prefer people read my articles because its cool to read. haha. damn cooL~
alah.. u asshole biyatch. u are the person stated above in all your tips and trick. buLLshit la you...
hahahha....
u r as funny as an asshoLe...
the only articles of mine that get nanged and set boom2 pow is
THIS lame article about annoying blogs in the blogworld...
its as easy as shit...
i'm not the typo nuffnangers that is full of shit like what i stated above...
tell us la how u know it... pleaseeee!!!
ok2. i found 'some' lame blogs that gets average 25 nangs each time their article are sold to innit...
how can their lame articles get boom2 pow like shit? can anyone answer me?
how can that 'some'  lame blogs do really had a shitass articles that gets nanged each and everytime?
should i explain some more? no tq...
thank you for your sick idea bro... 
u really are an asshole wiper thinker alexander gigi graham sakit beLL...
no need la... u owe me a lamborghini only for each readers... send it to my porch ok?
ok2... tomorrow it'll be there on your porch...
tq lah ya'll... you're a bunch of sweet tooth people la...
send my regards to your cats...
LOLz~

oh, and, dont forget to nang me yarh...
big LOLzie~

done.
danone...
lol~

credit pictcha : here~

...Its my perspective. Whats yours?

20 comments:

theeggyolks said...

wow! i read every single word in this post! cool! Haha! will visit often :)

kenwooi said...

yeah innit is like this..
it's not easy to get nangs especially when you're not in the "GANG"..
oh well.. that's innit..

kenwooi.com

Dylan Phuah said...

nice! :D

jaytee said...

u sound so bloody weird talking to urself like that. and goodness gracious ur saying other ppl's blogs are are shit and asstards and lame all that? gosh, thats degrading. take a look at urself, u might offend others.

Maxloon120 said...

It's true. That's why "dang it" for the article I don't like.. =]]

hellioz said...

@eeg n yolks
tq...
n have a nice day~

@kenwooi

dude, i dont think the person who's in the 'gang' has danged me, but the person who felt that his/her articles sucks danged me...
which is
AWESOME~

ade orang kena cili pedas!!!
lolz~

@dylan phuah

its a thought to eat bro...

@jaytee

weird or better known as unique is one of the criteria that people seek on the blogger itself that makes people read the blogs... dont u think so?

i believe the Q&A is what u had in your mind. i only stating it to you within MY WAY on my blog.

yes, u can judge one's blog without being ISA'd.

so what?
feel offended?
DO i state your blog on my articles?
no, but i state the 'gang' blogs at innit like what kenwooi said earlier...
OR are u one of them???
lols...
(u sure got me thinking...)

@maxloon...

yeah man, thats why there's
nang n dang...
what do u think nuffnang made them for??? (for jaytee with BIG LOLZ~)

btw, my blog is an asstards custards too...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL~

cheers people~

Stephen said...

HAHA!! So not all that makes it to the top 10 are worth the read :)

hellioz said...

stephen

DOUBLE HI 5!!!

Johnny Ong said...

k, u qualify as one of my fifteen hehe

YobSumo said...

okeh i wanna be in ur innit click gang! can ha?

Wilson & Rachel said...

u r worth top 10 bro

hellioz said...

@Johnny Ong

ok... now i get it...
smthg blocked my mind just now...
lolz~

@Yob Sumo

can...
no hal lah...
lolz~

@Superwilson...

top 10 is worth for me?
gyahahhah~
i'm not as 'phat' as known blogger at nuffnang lorh~
small fry only...
lolzie~

cheers all...

Kristin said...

So true. That's why those so called top 10 in innit is always about the same old people

hellioz said...

kristin

yeah...
lame aite?

Johnny Ong said...

ok, u got it ..... clever boy!

samdaddycool said...

Cool entry even it taste spicy..

+akufobia+ said...

murahan itu tak best.

Affan Ruslan said...

aku baru tau. mind to share their links?
aku dah tak letak blk nuffnang buat masa ni, tau2 dah kena buang dari gliteretti.

Affan Ruslan said...

aku baru tau. mind to share their links?
aku dah tak letak blk nuffnang buat masa ni, tau2 dah kena buang dari gliteretti.

hasrul hassan said...

Ohh ye ke .. ada yer yang buat kerja ni.. :)

http://hasrulhassan.blogspot.com

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