Tuesday, December 15, 2009

ASTRO SUCKS?!?!?!





slogan astro : 

Astro :: Making Your Life Richer, making your pocket poorer, 

making ananda krishnan filthy richer (than U)




astro sux...
why?

because U pay for extra paid channel
and all U got is ADVERTISEMENTS NON STOP

do you prefer watching Advertisements or the Programs aired?
the programs aint it?

so, almost everyone is busy, buzzing around,
telling astro is expensive, astro is this, astro is that...
but in the end,
U who makes the loudest buzz is still subscribing astro
WHY???

aren't U the one who's been buzzing around telling yourself the least,
astro is this and that?
why do you keep complaining???

I cant keep up with U people...
why should U keep on buzzing around???

Can't U live without astro?
wait...
Is astro a needs or wants?

Needs?
do u play forex?
are u a businessman?
who are U?
how vital is Astro in your daily life?

Wants?
yes...
U can live without it...
Astro IS not what U eat to keep on living...

wanna free channels???
there's 6 free channels available pals...
tv1, tv2, tv3, ntv7, tv8and tv9...
and if u r near to indonesia and singapore,
there;s whole lotsa additions of free channel
there...
free of charge...
no hassle...
all u need is a nice made television on your hall and oh snap...
u've gotta free channels without a penny to spend on...
thats only 1 option...
i can give u thousands of options if u want me to...
its always U who decide...
yeah its u who decide...
therefore... 

stop complaining dipshit!!!
if u feel like u cant afford to pay the monthly bills on astro, cut it...
(ini bukan iklan p1 wimax,  harap maklum)
save that money and buy some other things...
that is VITAL for your life...

"but i want to see Akademi FcuKtasia"
fluck you...
malaysian are getting lazy day by day just because all the kids and teenager wants to be a "superstar"...
stop it will ya'll?

that kinda thinking is a mass disaster...
do you opt your kids to be famous for a while and sell Nasi Lemak and Pisang Goreng when they grew older like those average artists in the industry?

these false hope and dream always fades away the noble dream of being an
engineer, doctor, lawyer, dentists, and all sorts of professional professions,
in the kids mind...
Dont U know that???

this entry is especially for U...
who thinks he/she is U in this articles...
just stop complaining if U cant afford astro anymore...
and stop screwing your kids life letting them watching all those useless programs on Astro for their future sake...

so long and goodnite,


Its my perspective. Whats yours? 
hit me on the comment section, below~

8 comments:

The Aku said...

My dad pays for the feckin astro. So i just enjoy all the shit while it last (until i start workin and pay bills at home - soon). Astro bestlaaaa... ada channel 701. Ngeh ngeh.

rosnanie said...

sebab tu kt rumah saya takde astro, wpn pernah sekali terniat nk pasang, nasib baik tak subscribe lg. Insya Allah kalau masih boleh dpt channel2 tv yg free tu, still astro tak akan pasang kt rumah... biarlah orang nak kata rumah kami jakun ker apa ker, janji kami senang hati....

khonilious ak kulleh said...

beli lah parabola..kami di sarawak sangat senang mendapatkan parabola... anda cuma bayar rm300 atau rm1000 atau rm500 sekali bayar untuk pemasangan sahaja! ... tidak macam astro terpaksa bayar tiap-tiap bulan. pilihan di tangan anda..hehehe

The Aku said...

wei parabola bukan against the law ke? nnt suruhanjaya komunikasi dtg amek parabola tu mcm dlm sokkabor haritu. :D

En. Romzi said...

Telekomb Malaysia pun sama jugak..


http://manis18.blogspot.com

Aidi-Safuan said...

haha....bil channel sport pon da naik skarang nih.cancel jer subscribe ngan astro

khonilious ak kulleh said...

kat sini parabola halal...tak percaya? mai dtg sarawak..hehe

hellioz said...

@the aku
yeah
benda free memang best...
kan3???

@rosnanie
yeah
why bother ape org nak ckp
dey can say whateva they wanted to say~

@khonilious ak kulleh
parabola illegal la kt malaysia
we r not indonesian...
he3~
btw, its a fact...
parabola at malaysia is illegal for homes usage...

@mr Romzi
gyahhahaha~

@aidi safuan
yeah
POTONG!!!
gyahahahha~

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