Saturday, December 26, 2009

ATM F*CKERS!!!

Childhood time pasts us by...
leaving us memories...
mostly shitty memories because when we are a child,
no one wants to hear what we are trying to say... giggle~
And our 'steady' money sources comes from our parents...
or anyone older than us... giggle again~

As we are growing older,
our source of money used to come thru the ATM...
THE automatic teller machine...
they makes our life easier because we can get our money out anytime, everywhere we like...
(kalau banyak duit dalam bank la...)

but sometimes,
some stupid user of atm makes our life a total miseries...
time to regret
time to rush
time to feel like blowing that asshole head with a grenade...




 what would u do if they are in front of u???



this is a story about ATM Fcukers~


I bet most readers will have the experience of using the atm...
to do whatever u wanted to do using em'...
and sometimes,
the atm are limited toyz to cover millions of atm users in Malaysia
so, there will be another long queue whenever the atm are in use....
and the sad part of the story starts here~

while we are in a rush,
and have to use the atm ASAP,
most likely we will be burdened by some atm asshole who'll be playing jokes around the atm machine...
without any worries of being hit to death by another waiting users...

i dare say many people experienced this situation, whether u like it or not...
but to date...
i still experiencing (btol ka?) the shit part of life while i'm waiting to use the atm...
why the banks never try to hold a seminar or made a class on how to use the atm?

this is one big shit afterall...
after having a good time 'eating' our money little by little,
the banks still cannot provide us a little peace of mind when we wanted to use the atm...
everybody should know that the banks are one
big shit LEGAL AH LONG (bukan bukit beruntung)

they have their own way to make people like u and me to slave ourself into a mess called DEBT with their so called a peace of mind with their flowery credit card...
now i think i have gone too far from this topic...

but my main point is to shoot the stupid mafackka who loves to tingling around the atm machine and act stupid while 10 persons are queuing behind them patiently with a boiling blood in their vein...
can i kill one of them someday somehow?
PLEASE!!!!
just 1!!!

and i have a reminder for all of u out there...
if u have a children, father, mother, uncle, lover, auntie or anyone close to you who loves to spend too much time in front of the atm,
teach them the fastest way to use the ATM  in a real daily situation...
this is vital to every single human being on earth who use atm machine daily to survive...
gyahhaha~

Yeah...
i know some of u will say this
"hey hellioz asstards, i pay for the service this bank provide me here ok?!!!"

patiently i'll reply em' like this...
"ehem2.... what makes u think u are the one and only customer who pays for the service they provide to U, mafackka???!!!"

its a simple answer yet, it answers all the question  in thou mind...
so, keep it simple and easy...
lets make our life easier...
PLEASE, dont waste my time and everyone's time...
so long~


Its my perspective. Whats yours? 
hit me on the comment section, below~

7 comments:

iCe said...

hak3 marah tahap gaban ke bro? sabo2... sabo tu kan separuh drpd iman

The Aku said...

Aku jarang gi atm sbb aku xdak dwet dlm tu. Hehe....

cik putri said...

i hate using atm when i was in UIA.
these people somehow are superBATAK with the atm. they dont even know how to queue properly. when i was using that, i can even feel their body against me. its like they're super near. BABI GILA. and they dont even know to stand behind the yellow line.

and deep inside me, im like cursing and hoping so that when they are waiting for trains/lrt/ktm or whatsoever, they'll wait like so near and fall onto the tracks and die crashed by the train. stupid stupid bastard people.

and i hate the most when they were like trying to peek the screen.stupid bloody scumbag. dah la i have lil amount of money. ill be like embarrassed. fuck kan?

and yeah, im pissed when a group of friends queue-ing together. and we wont know when will they finish. padahal at last, they only withdrew paling byk pun rm50 notes je sorg. BABI OKAY.

worst, atm dekat UIA NILAI tuh, ade SATUUUU je. im like @#$%^&*() ..


and why did you create this post? and now im like, PPFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT............ ..

superPISSED flashing back those memories.

bye! haha

hellioz said...

@ice
x marah...
menyirap~
gyahhahaha~

@the aku
someday somehow u'll experience this bro...
trust me...

@cik putri
RAGE!!!!
i nak soh u luahkan ape yg u rase...
thats y i post this entry...
gyahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah~
feelin better now?

Aidi-Safuan said...

hahahaha....ade sorang je beratur.pastu tetiber 3-4 orang geng nih datang.beratur depan aku.tau la ko member sorang nih.tapi sungguh palat okay buat camtuh especially time belakang ko ramai lagi dan semua da berehem2 kat korang.

mitchelle nur alya said...

hahahh . sabarlah . ATM malaysia mmg cmtuu :)

cik putri said...

haha maybe. :P

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