i am going to die...

bye2 people~

p/s: i've got RM39.65 after 2 months blogging...

who wanna continue my work???

ATM F*CKERS!!!

Childhood time pasts us by...
leaving us memories...

mostly shitty memories because when we are a child,

no one wants to hear what we are trying to say... giggle~

And our 'steady' money sources comes from our parents...
or anyone older than us... giggle again~

As we are growing older,
our source of money used to come thru the ATM...

THE automatic teller machine...

they makes our life easier because we can get our money out anytime, everywhere we like...
(kalau banyak duit dalam bank la...)

but sometimes,
some stupid user of atm makes our life a total miseries...
time to regret
time to rush
time to feel like blowing that asshole head with a grenade...

 what would u do if they are in front of u???

this is a story about ATM Fcukers~

I bet most readers will have the experience of using the atm...
to do whatever u wanted to do using em'...
and sometimes,
the atm are limited toyz to cover millions of atm users in Malaysia
so, there will be another long queue whenever the atm are in use....

and the sad part of the story starts here~

while we are in a rush,
and have to use the atm ASAP,
most likely we will be burdened by some atm asshole who'll be playing jokes around the atm machine...

without any worries of being hit to death by another waiting users...

i dare say many people experienced this situation, whether u like it or not...
but to date...
i still experiencing (btol ka?) the shit part of life while i'm waiting to use the atm...
why the banks never try to hold a seminar or made a class on how to use the atm?

this is one big shit afterall...
after having a good time 'eating' our money little by little,
the banks still cannot provide us a little peace of mind when we wanted to use the atm...
everybody should know that the banks are one
big shit LEGAL AH LONG (bukan bukit beruntung)

they have their own way to make people like u and me to slave ourself into a mess called DEBT with their so called a peace of mind with their flowery credit card...
now i think i have gone too far from this topic...

but my main point is to shoot the stupid mafackka who loves to tingling around the atm machine and act stupid while 10 persons are queuing behind them patiently with a boiling blood in their vein...
can i kill one of them someday somehow?

PLEASE!!!!

just 1!!!

and i have a reminder for all of u out there...

if u have a children, father, mother, uncle, lover, auntie or anyone close to you who loves to spend too much time in front of the atm,

teach them the fastest way to use the ATM  in a real daily situation...

this is vital to every single human being on earth who use atm machine daily to survive...
gyahhaha~

Yeah...
i know some of u will say this

"hey hellioz asstards, i pay for the service this bank provide me here ok?!!!"

patiently i'll reply em' like this...
"ehem2.... what makes u think u are the one and only customer who pays for the service they provide to U, mafackka???!!!"

its a simple answer yet, it answers all the question  in thou mind...
so, keep it simple and easy...
lets make our life easier...
PLEASE, dont waste my time and everyone's time...
so long~

Its my perspective. Whats yours? 

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KENAPA HIV PALING TINGGI KAT KELANTAN???

iklan yang patut di'middle finger'kan sebab membazir duit je buat billboard bodoh camni...

HABUK PON TARAK...

RANKING HIV AMONGST THE STATE IN MALAYSIA

1. KELANTAN

2. JOHOR

3. SELANGOR

( nak list penuh? cari sendiri... jangan jadik pemalas... )
gyahhahaha~

The Conclusion Is???

Seks Bebas kat Kelantan lagi tinggi dari kat johor n selangor...

WHY????

Ask orang Kelantan...
ask this question

" kenape negeri yang tak maju a.k.a mundur named Kelantan, yang selalu banjir bila tiba masanya itu

mempunyai kadar penyakit HIV paling tinggi which almost semua orang tahu n aware that its VERY dangerous AND highly avoided by every single person on earth???"

CONFIRM ramai yg disagree...
and say this "nak buat sex, kat mane2 pon bole la hellioz..." sambil facepalm

i will say this first...
Yes, i do agree...

BUT, WHY KELANTAN?????

kenapa bandar2 besar kat malaysia kalah and tak dapat ranking number 1???
faktor tarik n tolak diterima pakai disini...
macam konsep ekonomi if i'm not mistaken...

tell me....
Kenapa ramai orang tinggal di kuala lumpur?

SEBAB KAT KL BANYAK KERJA

Kenapa shopping mall ramai orang?

Sebab banyak barang and varieties yang boleh dibeli dan di'window shopping'kan...

SO,
KENAPA KAT KELANTAN PALING BANYAK KES HIV???

Surely sebab kat kelantan banyak seks bebas...

(mesty lepas ni ade orang rentan...)

Kenapa banyak seks bebas kat Kelantan?

tanye la pemimpin kat sane, aku pon tak reti nak jawab....

(sila lah jawab fanatik n hardcore di luar sane...)

Yang aku tau dari informer aku kat sane,
kat Kelantan takde bende nak buat...
Rempit bersepah...
macam sampah kat tepi jalan je gamaknye mksud bersepah tuyh...

SO? Salah siapa?

Salah kerajaan pusat ke?

ke salah kerajaan kaki?

ke salah kerajaan tangan?

ke kerajaan mulut?

ke salah kerajaan yang memerintah?

ke salah JAKIM, JAIK, JAIS, JAIJ, JAIP, dan JAI yang seterusnya....?

think twice...

I BET U LA....

Mesty tak ramai yang nak fikir benda yang nampak macam remeh temeh ni...
Maybe its SACRED to talk about this shit coz its involving state yang digelar "serambi mekah"

kepala taik ko serambi mekah...

sex berleluasa...
tu ko gelar serambi mekah?
chit poodah~
BUT, bear in mind...

the FACT remains a FACT FOR SURE...

ade komen gelabah kat blog mazidul macam ni

"itu bukan kerja orang kelantan, kerja orang luar tuyh..."

orang kelantan sume baik macam malaikat...

my little heart says

"Fuck You dammit"

Sape yang nak berhijrah pegi kelantan?
orang kelantan pon lari pegi kedah n perlis la sebab banjir tak sudah

Ade ape kat Kelantan??

Kelantan bukan macam KL for sure...
Kelantan mane ade banyak peluang pekerjaan macam kat KL...
be logical please if u wanna say something that needs simple thinking...

jangan la malas sangat nak guna otak tuyh...

Bukan ke sepatutnya kadar seks bebas n HIV ni lagi tinggi kat bandar2 besar such as JB, KL, or Selangor?

SEBAB???

Kat Bandar2 besar ni lagi senang nak dapat :

-Arak

-Club

-Pelacur, whore, prostitute

-GRO jual badan

-Datuk2 kaye yang sangap belaian manja perempuan

-Datin2 gersang yang perlukan gigolo

-Anak2 ikan yang lapar...

-Pelajar2 UNIVERSITI yang sentiase takde sen dan bole dilanggan bila2 masa

N

BANYAK LAGI FAKTOR PENARIK YANG SEPATUTNYA MEMBOLEHKAN BANDAR2 BESAR MENANG RANKING KAT ATAS...

KENAPA KELANTAN PLAK TIBA@ ON TOP OF THE LIST???
something fishy is going on...
tu la...
dah ade pangkat jawatan pon maen kawen banyak2...

"lu nafsu kuda ke ape mat?"

nyusahkan rakyat je keje...

P/S : Think about what i'm trying to say in a WIDE perspective...

EZ TO SAY,  aku takde semangat kenegerian like what i wrote in my previous post earlier and i hate semangat kenegerian...

Sebab dia same je macam perasaan RACISTS...

think thank...
your brain is waiting for u...

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7 HARI SEMINGGU YANG DIPSHIT!!!

-There's 7 days a week

-30 days a month 
-365 days a year

But basically, the days are the things that'll repeating weekly throughout our life...
day by day we face it with patience in the edge of our life...
enjoy the days~

A WEEK

MONDAY

-Hari paling malas dalam segala hari
-kalau boleyh, nak sambung cuti hari ahad...
-Tapi...
tak selalunya cuti umum tu ade though malaysia antara negara yang paling banyak cuti...
-dah ade banyak cuti pon nak MC lagi...
-tiaw btol~

TUESDAY

-Hari untuk keep up about everything...
-sebab hari isnin masih blur2 lagi... new day kan...
-a little bit OK (yeah right) and still steady...

WEDNESDAY

-Hari yang demotivated
-Sebab its the day in the middle of the week in 5 working days....
-Tahap malas bawah hari isnin

THURSDAY

-Hari yang bersemangat sikit...
-tak tau la kenapa...
-maybe sebab hari rabu macam malas2 sket kan...

FRIDAY

-Hari yang paling ideal untuk berangan...
-Kenape?
-Sebab esok cutiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~ yahooooo!!!
-mood malas jatuh ke tahap bawah hari rabu...
-Dalam kepala dah ade 50 plan untuk dilaksanakan...
-sambil pening kepala mane satu nak pilih...
-tengah pening nak decide...

"malam ni nak buat ape eyk?"

-untuk permulaan-

SATURDAY

-Seronok + Bosan
-Sebab banyak sangat plan atau sebab xde plan langsung...
-hari yang paling relax dalam segala hari...

SUNDAY

-Hari yang agak santai...
-Tapi sedikit kusut...
-Sebab banyak benda belum settle untuk hari seterusnya...
-Agak malas pada pengakhiran hari...
-Selalu Mengharapkan ada cuti umum keesokan harinya untuk sambung cuti...
-So that boleyh sambung tdo sampai matahari atas kepala...
-Hari paling RUSHING sebab suka buat kerja last minute...

"dari sekolah rendah, sampai sekarang, perangai  tak berubah langsung, hampeh nyok btol"

sigh~

SUMMARY

-hari paling malas - MONDAY
-hari yang selalu dinanti - FRIDAY
-hari yang membosankan - WEDNESDAY
-hari yang sronok sgt - SATURDAY
-hari yang paling dibenci - MONDAY

P/S : Hari2 kat atas akan berulang sampai nafas kita berakhir...

sambil pk, "solat cukup ke tak 5 kali sehari neyh?"

Gyahahahahahahah~

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10 ANNOYING THINGS ON THE BUS!!!

bas double decker ni xde kat malaysia

kt kota london ader~

Pernah naik bas?
xkesah la rapid ke, express ke...
as long as it is a BUS...



after a while thinking,
i've got something to say about it...

Lets RAGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

10 ANNOYING THINGS ON THE BUS!!!

1. Suddenly,

someone wanna spray their perfume ( minyak atar lolz~)

when all passenger is onboard...

mind this, Kalau perfume tu bau perfume CK ke ok gak...

ni bau MACAM HARAM!!!

can u deal your nose with it???

2. Suddenly,

someone Bawak belacan sama durian sama tempoyak dan segala ikan n sotong yang kering dan basah....

walahowlaweyh~

macam LAKHANAT!!!

3. Suddenly,

someone doesnt understand simple numbers...

nombor tempat duduk pon tak tau....

F YOU!!! dammit...

4.Suddenly,

someone forget to take his/her bath for a month...

U know how it smells aite?

macam dok sbela longkang yang penuh dengan najis paling berat.

najis mughallazah... geeh...

tambah pulak when  that person bukak kasut or selipar dia and once again, the smells.... STINKZ!!!

the consequence is?

1 Bas Bau KAKI!!!

daym....

Mengasyikkan hidung~

5. Suddenly,

dengar orang cakap gune max volume...

it doesnt matter if its on the phone or with his pals...

"Woi kimak!!!, ko pk aku nak dengar ke pengalaman 1st nyte ko smalam???"

6. Suddenly,

ade orang tak paham bahasa... bodo kowt...

Ko nampak kan orang tua tu bawak banyak barang, bagi la dia duduk LAHANAT!

Selfish sangat apehal???

teringin jadi fishmonger???

7. Suddenly,

driver bas tu isap rokok dalam bas, yg ade aircond...

(ade ke bas xde aircond?)

Ni siaL... Kalo nak sap kok pon sembor la kat luar laju2 bangsat...

Ingat ni bas ABAH kau?

dah la dalam aircond, kepam la bau dia siyaL...

8. Suddenly,

driver bas tu marah2 penumpang...

"ko sedar ke tak bahawasanya AKU (passenger) yang bayar gaji kao???"

9. Suddenly,

ade penumpang yang tak sedar diri dia bayar tiket untuk SEorang SAHAJA...

"Letak la barang2 ko kat lantai cilakak, ko xnampak ke aku nak duduk neyh?"

10. Suddenly,

driver bas tu bukak lagu tah pape tah...

"ko ingat sume passenger ko layan dangdut ke siaL?"

Kalau letak lagu coldplay ke, billy talent ke takpe gak...

Sigh~

-Oh, aku paling xske naek bas yang ade bunyik

"ngok ngek ngok ngek"

Tensen siaL...

Gyahahahhaaaahhhahhaha~

p/s : Suddenly, the best situation is bila nak terkucil, and the journey is still hours to go and aircond sejuk macam kat greenland... FTW~

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ASTRO SUCKS?!?!?!

slogan astro : 

Astro :: Making Your Life Richer, making your pocket poorer, 

making ananda krishnan filthy richer (than U)

astro sux...

why?

because U pay for extra paid channel
and all U got is ADVERTISEMENTS NON STOP

do you prefer watching Advertisements or the Programs aired?

the programs aint it?

so, almost everyone is busy, buzzing around,
telling astro is expensive, astro is this, astro is that...
but in the end,

U who makes the loudest buzz is still subscribing astro

WHY???

aren't U the one who's been buzzing around telling yourself the least,
astro is this and that?
why do you keep complaining???

I cant keep up with U people...
why should U keep on buzzing around???

Can't U live without astro?
wait...
Is astro a needs or wants?

Needs?
do u play forex?
are u a businessman?
who are U?
how vital is Astro in your daily life?

Wants?
yes...
U can live without it...
Astro IS not what U eat to keep on living...

wanna free channels???
there's 6 free channels available pals...
tv1, tv2, tv3, ntv7, tv8and tv9...
and if u r near to indonesia and singapore,
there;s whole lotsa additions of free channel
there...
free of charge...
no hassle...
all u need is a nice made television on your hall and oh snap...
u've gotta free channels without a penny to spend on...
thats only 1 option...
i can give u thousands of options if u want me to...
its always U who decide...
yeah its u who decide...
therefore... 

stop complaining dipshit!!!

if u feel like u cant afford to pay the monthly bills on astro, cut it...
(ini bukan iklan p1 wimax,  harap maklum)
save that money and buy some other things...
that is VITAL for your life...

"but i want to see Akademi FcuKtasia"
fluck you...
malaysian are getting lazy day by day just because all the kids and teenager wants to be a "superstar"...

stop it will ya'll?

that kinda thinking is a mass disaster...

do you opt your kids to be famous for a while and sell Nasi Lemak and Pisang Goreng when they grew older like those average artists in the industry?

these false hope and dream always fades away the noble dream of being an

engineer, doctor, lawyer, dentists, and all sorts of professional professions,

in the kids mind...
Dont U know that???

this entry is especially for U...

who thinks he/she is U in this articles...
just stop complaining if U cant afford astro anymore...
and stop screwing your kids life letting them watching all those useless programs on Astro for their future sake...

so long and goodnite,

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DOES SAFETY ADS ON THE ROAD WORKING???

i bet u'll say this after watching this video,

"yeah, thats what we need though~"

 i adore that video creator...
he's just...
briLLiant~
haha~

and take a look at this...

cool aint it?

BUT, in the end of the day
WILL MALAYSIAN UNDERSTAND IT???
my brains wondering~
ask yourself~
i just hope they'll understand it before they end up like this...

poor toyota vios... thats how its life ends~
there RM70k goes~

(i wonder how its owners life ends)

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mari berCetak Rompak~

Nak tau kenapa susah nak hapuskan cetak rompak?

cetak rompak ni macam rumput...
kena racun mesty la dia mati...
but sadly its for a while...
then dia akan ada balik like there's nothing happened in the first place
just like what the responsible agencies had done

though the leaves seems like dying n dead, for a while
but its root is still alive n kicking...
here's a story my friend once told me...

the 'mastermind' behind all these syndicate is a FILTHY RICH 'chinese"...
( ok read my previous entry, this is not a racist statement, this is reality )
'they' can buy a piece of dvd at only 1cents only from another country i dont remember where...
but the machine to ripped the content of all those dvd's costs thousands,
maybe hundred thousands...
FYI, the machine is hella expensive...

You may have seen many illegitimate factory that produce all the pirated dvd's busted by the responsible agencies aite?
u may now wonder how in heLL could they afford to live like nothings happened,
again and again and again and again...

actually, the one that always been busted is only the smallest fry on the pirated stuff indusrty...
the 'Jaws' are having a good time, maybe somewhere on vacation...

lets make some calculations to make yourself clear...

1 piece of dvd = 1 cents
dvd ripping machine = thousands of thousands
market price for 1 piece of dvd ready for sale = RM 8
market price for 1 piece of vcd ready for sale = RM 5 ( does anyone still using vcd nowadays? )
actual costs for dvd = around 50 cents (excluding machine price )
malaysian citizen = 28.31 million ( approx 2009 )
1 month = +- 30 movies or more~

kayh...

now calculate the profit

will u believe me if i said they are millionaire within a year?
with that million bucks in the bank,
is there any impossibilities for them to buy a new machine everytime they got busted?
answer it ...

Money is everything...
stakat nak sogok2 orang2 berkenaan ape la sangat...
macam bagi anak kucing makan friskies je...

Yang korang nampak kena busted kat tv tu premis2 kecik je...
xde hal pnyer...
so a lil bit of something to think of...

hah~

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START THINKING!!! STOP FOOLING!!! around me

this box cant think as brilliant as we do,

BECAUSE ITS A BOX!!!

i've been thinking about the stoopid n the smart ass people.
i just wanna say that
not everyone will be stupid nor smart at all

keep on reading...

imagine a world with all smart people

nothing will be occupied as not every aspects in life is being fulfilled

here's some simple things to ponder

-who's going to pick up your trash?
-who's going to be your maid?
-who's going to join the poor community?
-who's going to be cheated alive?
-who's going to teach who?
-who's going to be the ruler?
-who's going to deny who?
-who's going to be the smartest?
-who's going to think using her boobs not brain?

and many question popped in over my head, with brains inside.

and if there's a world of stoopid fool...

-who's going to be the CEO?
-who's going to spend 10k per day?
-who's going to be the richman?
-who's going to fool who?
-who is the fool?
-who's going to build a computer?
-who's going to set the internet?
-who's going to read and subscribe the fools articles?
-WHO'S GOING TO WRITE AND READ THE ARTICLES???
-who's going to be the who?
-who's going to use the Brain?
WHO????????

there's too much things to think of
someone may discard me from this conversation because i am thinking too much
someone could kill me because i did not think accordingly with what everyone is thinking of
someone could have call me stoopid because i wrote this post
someone would brainwash me for all the things i've done
someone would do anything just to stop me from thinking!
gyahahahahhaha

what a shame...

u lost your conscious and become a paranoid u FOOL
now u will die because you are thinking too much, more than what everyone try to think.
now i will end my entry with the questions in your head, containing brains inside

now u will left this page and telling your own self that this blogger have gone nuts

now u will try to get a response from me and leave no track behind by becoming anonymous
now u feel like being cheated

now u will think i'm as stoopid as a fool and as smart as a smart ass

now i am trying to read what U are going to think

now the clock is ticking and leaving everyone's behind

now someone's going to die and another fella is going to be born and feel alive in this shitty world

now the politicians are playing the games of politic

now adolf hitler is nothing but a history
now everyone is breathing
now the illuminatist are conquering your mind

now everything seems fine
now the worlds are getting a high fever and needs an aspirin?
now i am talking bullshit and you are still reading all these shits
now someone's going to choose to unfollow me because i have gone nuts

now i am thinking of posting 10 things on how to be a fool
now i am tired and feel like halting myself from typing more bullshits
now u stop reading
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-because i wrote this here not there,  besides the word reading up there...

now u think u have waste your time reading this piece of craps

now i know why u've got nothing to say
now i know i will eventually die leaving my properties behind
now i am so curious about my future

now no one's going to predict my future
now chin peng is struggling hard to get into malaysia
now nik aziz is feeling uneasy
now i am talking about politics
now ibrahim perkasa is talking endlessly about bumiputera

now 1malaysia is as good as the old rhetoric of cemerlang, gemilang, terbilang

now nik aziz is TOO proud of kelantan that makes him deny the development at malaysia
now i have to stop talking shit about politics and start to heal myself
now everythings happened for a reason

now i stop typing and copy paste my cliche' last sentence into this post
now i havent stop typing
now i do...
now i dont

NOW.... u will come again because u are addicted to what i am thinking of...
Gyahahahahaha~

actually, i just wanted u to start thinking of every single things~

NOW...
pic credit : medicblog999.wordpress.com

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Steak Haram

ohoyyalalala~

aku nak story pasal makanan...

kire macam food review larh...

tapi tu tak bermakna blog ni blog review makanan yang bersepah kat luar sane...

gyahhahaha~

aku nak review pasal ape laie...

pasal steak larh~

mase aku type entry ni,

aku ader kt ibu negara...

dan disebabkan aku ader kt ibu negara,

adelah pihak yang nak main blanje2 makan...

best kann bile ader orang main blanje2 makan...

rase macam heaven sekejap,

sebab satu sen pon xpayah keluar...

gyahahahha~

aku paling suka benda yang xpayah keluar duet,

sebab duet aku tak banyak,

for the moment lah...

hehehe~

ok back to the story,

aku makan la steak dekat kg baru...

aku sure ramai orang kL tau tempat ni...

sebab kg baru ni feymes sgt dengan nasik lemak dy...

aku dah rase, biase je...

maybe orang cakap sedap sebab dia lapar kowt...

bile kite lapar,

automatically kita akan cakap sedap pada benda yang kita makan

walaupun makanan tu tak sedap bilamana kita terasa kenyang...

macam biskut marie n rooti kosong tu la...

sedap pulak natang tu an...

tapi bile ko lapaq la,

tetybe je jadik sedap...

magic ke ape?

gyahhaha~

sampai kg baru, makan la steak

lagipun aku memang suke makan steak...

sebab dia daging kowt

and sebab aku omnivor,

tumbuh tumbuhan aku makan,

daging dinosaur pon  aku bantai...

lolz~

korang mesty dapat bayangkan rase steak macam mane kan?

bagi yang pnah makan la...

mesty delicate, tender, sumptuous and bla3...

maknenye sedap la tuyh...

tapi....

steak lamb stew combo yang aku bedal aritu rase dia...

macam...

pelik...

gyahahahaa

korang penah rase steak rangup x?

steak hangus?

steak liat?

ok2, steak yang xnak masuk dalam prot?

tu la steak yang aku makan just now...

tibe2 perasaan sayang aku pada steak berubah...

siaL la kedai tu...

aku paham, kedai tu memang ramai customer...

ramai sampai aku kena tunggu turn dapat seat lagi...

moreover its weekend kan...

tapi,

dah tau kedai awak tu ramai yang datang,

jaga la standard awak tuyh...

makan steak bukan bayar dua tiga ringgit sekali bayar...

makan puluh2 gak kalau makan yang bukan2...

lagipun benda tu bukan makanan ruji rakyat mesia pon...

so, aku agak terkilan la sebab aku makan steak TAK SEDAP

geeh~

nasib baik orang belanje,

tu pon aku komen banyak...

kalau aku yang bayaw,

memang tu kali pertama and kali terakhir la aku jejak kaki kat situ,...

gyahhahaha~

sape2 yang kenal, tau, or keje or ade kena mengena dengan kedai tu,

tolong la cakap kat owner dia,

jaga standard kedai tuyh...

aku yakin repeat customer dia ramai,

sebab harga steak dia agak murah...

aku rase la...

lagipun kg baru kan feymes dengan makanan...

panjang tol bebel...

dala...

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WHO in HELL Namewee is???

Who the hell Namewee is?

"hey ya'll, i'm a FOOL!!!" sambil tergelak macam keldai

-is he a doctor?

-is he a lawyer?

-is he an engineer?

-is he our prime minister?

-is he stupid?

-is he a whore attention?

-is he malaysian?

-is he a monster? rawr~

he's none stated above...

he's only a guy, lack of his mothers love and care...

so, he need us to show some affection to him...

-he is as good as a the camwhore  who's been showin off some scene of boobs cleavage during camwhoring

-he's another actors in reality life at malaysia

-he's just another guy, another abnormality...

Namewee is also a compaints

he's a talking complaints box...

because he did a good job to howl whenever there's a need to do such behaviour...

So, complaints equals to Namewee...

Namewee is one of the best opposition for the moment...

because i can see that the opposition nowadays are clearly in a state where

they are in a sphere of bankruptcy of idea...

the opposition in this country needs to complaints, complaints and complaints to make sure all sides are doing their job properly...

and not only playing golf as their hobby in any nick of time...

they need to complaint on everything as long as they live on this mother earth

because thats how they are functioning...

whatever it is,

complaints3 are needed be it good or bad

U should know thats how the opposition do their job...

In my opinion,

Namewee is as good as the tingling can on the roadside because he doesnt give any benefit to his country because all he can do is howling like mad...

but he's not a dog or sure...

but for sure,

-Namewee doesnt know what diplomacy is...

-He cant even understand the meaning of shutdown and breakdown...

-he's a poor fella who think malaysia is as developed as japan

-Namewee forget the fact that malaysia is still a Developing country,

not a Developed country...

i think i need to highlight those words...

-Sorry to say,

Namewee may be a little dizzy understanding what i am trying to say here

because his english is not as good as he think he has...

Last but never the least,

-Namewee is a good example of disgrace to malaysia

p/s : i wonder where the heLL @ muar he lives at...

pic credit : thestar

Its my perspective. Whats yours? 

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Tukang Masak Terlampau!!!

MESTI MACAM CLICHE' KAN BUNYI TAJUK KAT ATAS???

itu terlampau
ini terlampau
sume nak terlampau
mentang2 la pramugara terlampau feymes dulu...
tak tau pramugara terlampau ape?
klik ni pramugara terlampau
aku rase orang kita memang teruja tengok perkataan terlampau kot...
tu yang sampai page ni...
joking....
gyahahahahahhah~ 

aku slalu usha tukang masak...
bukan usha ngorat sengaL
usha dia masak la...
tukang masak slalu laki kan?
mane pegi orang pompuan pon aku xtau
keje jage laki kt uma kowt...

chef macam ni takkan pernah mucul di kedai tepi jalan.

kat hotel 3 bintang pon jarang ade...

btw,
back to the point

pernah nampak tukang masak memasak or do anything in the kitchen sambil hisap rokok?

i did...
i've seen it many times and it have now seems like a normal scenery to my eyes...
how about cha?
adeyh...
mesty nak alih bahase...
sengaL tol...

benda ni selalu berlaku kt kedai makan melayu la...
xpernah lak aku nampak chef kat kopitiam masak sambil isap rokok...
mau kne fired esok ari kalau buat camtuyh...

sebenarnye banyak benda2 behind the scene yang tak ramai tau since dorang xpernah kesah tentang kisah di sebalik tabir,
kisah tentang setiap makanan yang terhidang di depan meja...
yang Korang tau,

1. lapar

2. order

3. siap

4. makan

5. kenyang...

*burppppp...

burok prangai....

Korang tak pernah nak ambik tau ke kisah di sebalik masakan yang masuk dalam perut melalui mulut korang tuyh???

Tak curious langsung???
bagus,
mungkin esok lusa taun akan invade your body
and make u sick like a sicko person who's been eating poisoned foods...

i wanna tell u a tale, untold by any story teller...

yeke?

ye kan aje~

the story goes like this~

X (bukan nama sebenar) selalu makan di kedai kegemarannya
masakan kat kedai kegemarannya itu xde la sedap mane pon,
tapi ok la...
kalau tengah sangap2 nak makan goreng2 tu pegi je kedai feveret dia,
confirm terangkat...
apsal terangkat plak siaL...
auta la lu neyh~

ok2..
sambung cite...
X dan rakan2 selalu melepak kat kedai feveret X tak kira pagi petang siang malam walaupun X ade banyak keje nak dibuat untuk hari esok, lusa, tulat dan berulat...
tapi ntah kenapa la kan,
pada satu hari yang agak dingin,
angin pula bertiup sepoi2 ribut (ade ke?)
X ternampak tukang masak kat kedai feveret dia KOREK HIDUNG a.k.a dig his nose la in english...
X hanya mampu melihat sambil tersenyum....
mengenangkan nasi goreng pattaya yang baru abes dibedal baru kejap tadi...
ye, baru je kejap 2, 3 minit tadi...
kenyang tuyh...
tengah pekena dunhill tu sebatang dua...
dah dekat setahun lebeyh da X makan kat kedai feveret dia tuyh...
tu la 1st time dia nampak tukang masak tu maen korek2 hidung semasa memasak...

amacam?

air liur dah meleleyh blom?

aku malas la nak buat conclusion...
ni bukan karangan sekolah rendah...
kita maen teka2 nak?
sape teka paling tepat aku reply comment dia...
nak?
lolz~

sambung sindry la cite neyh...
malas nak taruk lebih2...
kang lain plak yang jadik.
tak pasal2 keluar alien dari nasik goreng pattaya kejap lagi...
bahbai~

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LOVE- Lack Of Vital Expectation

Love is an abstract thingy
known as a relationship
vital to each single living life
harm to some misdeed action

my big question is where can Everybody found love?

Some people seeking for love at the chow kit road where they can find cheap prostitutes and transvertites roaming that place like a busy market on the morning daily basis...

Some people seeking for love on the net...
on every social networking they can find
facebook, hi5, meebo, friendster, tagged, and so on and so forth...
these typo people are tricky opportunists...
y?
because zero physical efforts was done...
they do the talking and anyway anyhow they'll trap someone in the process...
cool aint it?

Some other people with lil money on the pocket and planning on havin a good day on the beach will come to thailand, a well known place where prostitutes were breed for generations...
can we called that LOVE?
Maybe, for some people for some indefinite reason.

Some other people seeking for love at the clubs,
waiting for any overdoze chicks for meal...
err...
is this love?

Someone else just called the call girl,
and patiently wait in their house to get some "love" from the call girl, of course...

and hereby,
not listed on the list
there are many ways for people to find love,
u can even go to some agent just to find love...
hey but the love i've been saying here is an abstract thing
dont misunderstand me...
hoho~

Its my perspective. Whats yours? 

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10 Things That Makes People Go NUTS On Daily Basis

People tend to summarize life as a problem
because they think its a burden to bring...

-some pick suicide
-some chose to go on with life
-some prefer to ignore em'
-some put too much effort in settling their problems

but hey, Whats life without problems?

here's a lil bit of something that makes people go nuts
on daily basis

10 things that makes people go nuts on daily basis

1. Kereta.

-kereta baru - bile nak abes bayar?
-kereta lame - bile nak benti main rosak2?
-kereta mahal - bile nak jadik murah?
-kereta murah - bile nak jadik lagi murah?


2. Wang monay duit pitih

-no money no talk...
-one of the tools to buy and sell...
-u can even buy anything with monay nowadays...
lolz~

3 Relationship of

u and me
u and him
u and her
u and everybody else
u and your momma
u and your papa (lolz~)

4 Lover/wife/hubby

tak dinafikan...
salah satu benda yg membebankan kepala otak
-its a hella heaven when everything was right
but its hella heLL what everything went wrong...

5 Exam

- it is anyway anyhow apart of our sinful life..
- like it or not we are living our life with exam even until we are working
-heLLa aint it?

6 Study

- most of us hate school back then...
-but regret saying so when they are working now
- but hey, who loves to Study???
-isn't, LIFE = ENJOY when we are teenagers?

7 Kerja

-this is the times where we are wasting our life for
-maybe you'll never bother if your father is filthy richy rich
-experience your mid life crisis
- and a little myb more than a little headache

 8 Deed

-have u done anything for a little something for your afterlife?

9 Hutang

- this is a very big issue
-hutang boleh diwarisi, 7keturunan pon boleyh
-so, kurangkan la berhutang keliling pinggang
-this thing can always snap ur piece of mind

10 Hari esok

-this is what nostradamus always being afraid of. WHY?
-because he is a maniac prophecy nutsack... hahahah~
-isn't it phun living life with a little surprise people???
-well, maybe tomorrow's not the best day,
but maybe the day after tomorrow will brings another smile for ya...

p/s : schedule your life all u want...

but anyway anyhow GOD will decide for u...

Its my perspective. Whats yours? 

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HELLA Weapons And Arms Race!!!

this is what we called DESTRUCTION people

NOT A TANK FOR SURE

weapons should not be built in the first place.

dont u think so?

weapons bring mass disaster throughout the world

vice versa of weaponry is peace and harmony...

imagine a world without weapons.......
not world without strangers, i know u love giordano...
lolz~

Lets rewrite the history of the world without weapons

-japan wouldnt be atomed by america

-chernobyl incident wouldnt absofuckinglutely happened

-iraq wouldnt have been destroyed massively by the so called world police, america

-there'll be no rebellion and terrorists attack which kills thousands of INNOCENT lives on earth

 beautiful aint it?

-oh, and Adolf Hitler,
my favourite subject, would not blow his head into pieces with guns,
maybe he'll try some other way for suicide,
or maybe he won the second world war.
Who knows... i'd love to meet him alive

                                                                                                                    

-no military n weapons race amongst the so called civilised country

-maybe nordin mat top is alive n still n giving lecture to his students back there at UTM

-probably, no civillian is killed by the so called brutal police on the sidewalk with one shot...

-and all the things u can imagine right now...

That Is The Reason Why I Hate Military~

-military is a branch of destruction though most would've said they protect the country.
yeah, anyone could say whatever they wanted to say,
but, will anyone have died due to the shot by ak-47 or m-16 back there IF weapon is not available?
military caused people n country to DOUBT each other everytime one side is having a new toys on the warzone...

FYI,

Malaysia and Singapore itself is having an arms race between themselves...
dont u know that?
no, we'll never know IF we were not informed about it...

i have a little snippets for all of u to think of...
"Why in the world should a little country named SINGAPORE wanted to buy such MASSIVE military equipment?"
another think tank,

"Singapore have a lotsa military toys more than what Malaysia could afford"

what the fcuk do they need ALL of that for?

is there war on the loose?

YES, almost every country are racing themselves into a stupid business called military warfare collection...
shoot me between my eyes if u can prove me wrong...
the only reason japanese has no military personnel is because of the history of WW2 back then...
but they had a powerful community called Yakuza to keep their territory clean...
yeah, thats why their transparency shit is above par beyond malaysia at the moment...
menyimpang dah...

am i right or wrong, deal with your own brain...

but .... its clear enough...

Its my perspective. Whats yours? 

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Blogger Otai VS Newbies~

OLD TIMER

VS

NEWBIES

WHO WOULD POSSIBLY WIN???

NONE!!!

ini adalah entry gelak2...
gyahhahaaha~

ni topik hangit diperkatakan dkt most blogs yang ada kaitan

Blog ni pon terlibat gak ke?

tak... aku nak buat justification aku sendiri

READ THIS ARTICLES AND CONTINUE READING MY ARTICLES HERE...
here's the link

ok..
aku rase la kan
sape2 yang rase cam blogger otai (yg aku mksudkan ni)  mesty lupe diri sekejap...
lupe ke mase awak start blog dulu awak tu pon newbies gak?
gyahahahah~

mesty those so called "blogger otai" ni rasa inferior yang melampau sampai diorang nak bash newbies kan3?
lucu seyh...
gyahhahaha~

So far,
those blogs that i've follow and subscribe,
xpernah cakap pasal SENIORITY in the blogworld...
ALTHOUGH they have been blogging since ice age...
ade ke tenet mase tuyh?
nevermind...
but the point is,
Should u boast and say it out lout to the world that your  blog is the best and u have many loyal followers and they really feeeeeel entertained reading ur blabs and u are the best of the best?

Hey, c'mon la...

Inferior mane pon ko kat blogworld ni,
ko pon same cam artikel taik aku yang lepas...

And the last time aku dengar pasal seniority ni adalah mase kat asrama sbp dulu...
ko senior ko besar?
ye, ko besar dalam SEKOLAH SAHAJA...
sampai luar kena lauk gak...
lucu3~


I think,
those so called "blogger otai" ni confirm lupa daratan,
lupa bumi la senang citer for an example if  dah ade pangkat or jawatan besar kat mane2 kan3?
aiyo...
cant stand la orang camni...
"otai sangat ke?"

sigh~
if u are those so called "blogger otai" in the blogworld
i wonder where u are in the real world...
maybe u are as good as that little shit on the roadside...
gyahahhah~

dah2 la tu...

xyah la rasa inferior sangat

xde maknenye...

kau dengan kau pon nak gadoh ke?

lolz~

p/s: blogworld around malaysia bukan besar sangat...

xpayahla ko nak tunjuk otai weyh...

xde maknenye...

pusing2 sampai situ jugak...

gyahhaha~

-slalu orang makan cili je rasa pedas...

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10 Reason Why PDA Sucks!!!

this is my new sucks pda

I have a PDA at last...
but it is not beyond my expectation....
So, i was like wanna shout the hell out of something out of this thing...

Easy to say,
I haven't been posting about 10 things lately just because i blabs too much about random thingy...

So, here's...

10 Reason Why PDA SUCKS!...

1. U can't surf happily because they are always limited to this and that

2. The screen is too small...

minimum satisfaction guaranteed

3. Not all people  bought this stuff for some business or work or anything.

Most bought it because they think they will anyway anyhow look cool using a PDA.

Some bought it just to show off.

Hell ya show off twats...

drown yourself in the apartment's pool...

4. The price of some PDA's is  just the same like a beautifully made laptop.

Sometimes, they are near to expensive and some lappy costs more cheaper than some PDA's...

izzit worth it?

5. Its wifi signal is not as strong as some lappy...

But it depends on what PDA's u buy...

6. It's kinda annoying to have to use the stylus to click on the small QWERTY board on that stuff...

Its heaven when u have keyboard.

Keyboard WIN!!!

7. Practically, PDA's are one sorts of loser compared to lappy.

8. I bet PDA users are not satisfied having it to reply messages..

TURTLE'S...

9. Normal Phones and lappy are better for daily basis, EVAR...

10. PDA sux because i bought it last sunday 29/11/09.

 But i like it just because i can jot down all my works and thoughts inside it 

BUT,

i will have to say that

PDA is a creative invention to suck your money out from your pocket,

especially for the rich people and the show off hoggers...

Thats it for now

p/s: guess whats the brand of pda m using now...

Its my perspective. Whats yours? 

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