Thursday, June 24, 2010

My Haters Adore Me!

My Title says it all...
i dont wanna waste my time Rampaging on these attention whore
I'll Kept the Rage Fest Slot another time yarh...
who they are?
here they are...


Without fail, they stalk my page at least 20 times a day
I don't even stalk Obe's page that much per day...
I wonder what they've been looking for at this shitty blog of mine until i found this...
This sorts everything out...

What makes your adrenalin rushing eyh? Any explanation?
Err... "Noorzainora Arshad, is there a pro troller?
was that a job or what?"
err... why bother comment on this LINK if u have no comment gal?
I've told u so...
it wasnt me who's talking
Its she who's doing all those blabs...

Gwa xpaham ape yg dy suke sangat...
Don't wonder why i said she's an attention whore...

Mr Fabulous?
Who the fuck was that wanker?
She's another haters that adore me...
Why she? He's a she. Don't u geddit?
This school boy was trying hard to get my attention too
Why am i saying that so?
here's the deal, 'she's' an attention whore too...

Here's her first attempt to get me retaliate
All of a sudden, an immatured 16years old school boy shit on my chatbox...
I dont even know who the fuck this wanker was...
Until i found 'her' facebook account redirected by my informer
THIS EXPLAINS A LOT!
he doesnt even know why he shit on my chatbox the other day
kewl huh?
Lets take a good look at his face
He hadda chubby face wait to be stabbed from behind using KY Jelly
Anyone?
He shout out loud to the world too after he shit on my chatbox
What's up sistah?
U need an attention too?
Have u circumsised your dick sistah? 

These amazing facts amused myself to the extend that i wanted to write this article with my crappy english.
Did u geddit people?
Gyahahahahahahah~
This school boy even said i'm his stalker while everything works vice versa, the other way round.
It's me who's been stalked, Not me who did all those stalking...
What a giggling day~

Do i amused u guys? No?
fuck off....
gyahahaahaahhah~

"I bet those haters will jump around like a horny slut  who gets her vibrating toy..."


Link Of The Day : Jellabies
[gwa xtau nape, tapi lately gwa rse cm xsabar je nk kawen dgn dy!]
gyahahaahahahahahahah~

P/S : Thinking Gets me a new idea to make a new slot on this shitty blog.
Gyahahahahahahaah~


Its my perspective. Whats yours?
hit me on the comment section, below~

57 comments:

Frodo Baggins said...

>>___<<


CILAKE
BLE GANTI DETECTIVE CONAN ARR LU
MUAHAHHAHAHA

@yuE said...

wehh..



LU BOLEH TOLONG TAK??????


TOLONG BAGITAW GUA..KY JELLY TU APA???SERIUS GUA TAK TAW...


gua dah banyak kali dengar DERRR....

violetless said...

kantoi plak aku selalu usha hang..hahaha...

amoi said...

u are their hot attention now.


sib baik tak ada muka kau.


kalau tak..


dikejar oleh mamarazi sedunia. hahahahahahahaha

I n n z said...

hak alah.
men parents derr .
dak tuh bape thn weyyh ?
gile tak matang .
takut la tuh .
haha !
xD

aLy said...

dia dak skola lagi tu

tatau ape2

sila ajar dia ye

harharharharhar

Kie-yu said...

KY Jelly??
menatang ape tu
entri ni buat aku rase bodoh sejekap
hahahaha
takleh jadik
meh nak gugel~

Hidemichi said...

new slot lagi? letak coin slot la lagi bagus, dapat duit!wahahahahahab.

Sir Marcello said...

gua pun ada sekali?
damn...gua terbabit...
gua bukan budak sekolah!

siggplus pun ada...hahaha

Nunady said...

Tak mengapalah ... kita besabar je...

err....apa aku merepek ni....???

Whoopz said...

Dia ckp kat abah dia ar hell.. Hahah..

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

vibrating toy?


ada jual kat kedai 2 hengget ke?

LOL!

(pura2 naif)

Faizal The Newscaster said...

bro, seriously kelakar lah. report mak bapak weh!!

oh, btw apa korang risau-risau nih.
pegi kat google, type je KY Jelly.
nanti korang jumpa lah..

hahaha (eh gelak sopan pulak)

Frodo Baggins said...

wakakakkakakaka siot bangga
wa fes!!! woooohaaaa


>>___<<


KY JELLY
hau uoolzzzzzzz
ky jelly sejenis minyak pelincir
yg memudahkan proses urbanisasi.
alaaaaa yg baby khairina lorong
haji taib slu pakai.


mau ke? wa pembekal ky jelly!
order sama wa, wa bagi diskaun
rega cheap2. free seketul red
coli hotty hotty.


tp tuk AJK MESEJID KAMPUNG
BATANG BEBRJUNTAI wa bagi free
jom jadik ahli!!!!

Wan Perlis said...

ahhhahaha
b.i aku 8E

maCy said...

meh maC aja, mo stalk lebey2 tapi tamo kntoi..

sign out dulu~

tapi klo depa wat, hamboih, sanggup plak wat due kije jz na skodeng hellioz..

ape hebat sangat ke hellioz ni??

bukan kacak pon nak datang sini selalu~ keh3

ok2.. no cmment2, no press please~

;p

maCy said...

jap.. errr.. asal sume mo gelak care hellioz??

tiru2~ hihii

Yatre Hayati said...

mak aih..teliti giler ko!!! keje ko dok depan laptop jer ke??

hahaha..semua ko taw ek. *eh eh janganlah stalk saya.

bidadarihijau said...

dah berhari2 baca blog neh..agak gile gak nk khatam blog hellioz neh...saje gak nk thu ape masalahnye sampai ade yang buat kempen suruh tutup blog neh..
rsenye xde ape2 masalah kot...
so kasi entry hepy satu!!!!

J. Love said...

(sarcasm)

"mommy, daddy, ade orang kat blog kan, name dia hellioz, omaigod mommy, daddy! dia gelar diri dia iblis tau mommy daddy! gile la dia tu!

dia aritu takde sebab musabab nak serang twin eyra si JK tu. takde sebab mommy daddy! JK tak pernah buat ape-ape. dia tak pernah cakap besar. tak pernah mommy daddy! eiii tak paham eyra tau. mencikkk!


pastu mommy daddy, pasni dia nak rage pasal eyra kat blog dia. dia mesti nak fitnah eyra pasni. so mommy daddy, jangan lupa call 999 okeh when the time comes. eyra tak kire eyra nak report jugakk!!

kalau tak pun kite saman dia kat court. okeh okeh? pls mommy daddy please!"



"eyra, stop fucking blogging and caring about shits in blogs and finish your studies!"

(/sarcasm)

Kucing Parsi Lentox said...

hau j.lo ...
jom makan betik banyak2
baik tuk tumbesaran dada.
tp rasanya baik bagi dkt baby eyra


>>__<<

Jard The Great said...

aku tgh carik gmbr aku dlm list stalker ko.. takda pon. patutnya ada. =p

intanurulfateha ❤ said...

.apesal muke gua tade dlm nuffnang tu?
.gua adore lu kot
.hahahhaa

Anonymous said...

abis ler ko, sat g parents dia datang jumpa mak bapak ko, pastu masuk minang

eh lari tajuk sgt ni kan.

ok nanti parents dia datang suruh bapak ko lempang muka ko sambil tarik tinger pastu jangan kasik main bola petang-petang, pegi skolah balik skolah jek.

apsal aku rasa lain mcm jek ni

ahhhhhhh..pi mampos lah.

*yayang wani**

eyraaa said...

auwwwwwwww......jangan lah rage i...i bagi tahu mommy n daddy i..mencik la dengan u olllss sume..especially j.love...i mencik dengan u..i report dengan mommy daddy i..u xkenal tauu mamy dady i..mamy dady i pangkat besar..jangan memain tauuuu..uncle i ramai bonzer tauu..sekali jentikk je..mesti u dah terpelanting...MOMMMYYYY DADDYYYYY HELPPPP MEEEEEEEE!!!! (sambil isap puting botol susu)

reen_sofee said...

huhuhuh
org cam neh bro.
jgn dilayan.
buat saket jiwa ja~!

shey said...

alamak , dlm ramai2 muke tu , muke wa tade pon bro ?? ney yg na bgtau kat mummy ney !

ngeh ngeh ngeh :DD

alvin takda rumah harga 8juta said...

wat the porn u r?



nge~~nge~~

gua nak gadis tu bole??

mcm best je...

sila siap sedia k..

tak main la ky jelly..

maCy said...

gelak sakan bce kumen j.Love.. hahaha

adik2 blaja ea, cikgu kasi mrkh tggi2 nati~

ashraf said...

dorang nak gak popular mcm lu bro hahah

ieQa sWetLuv said...

haha macam2 hal.. nmpknye aku kena bc komen dulu br paham.. ( agak aku sorg je kot yg sokmo pending kat sini adess~ )

liyana aziz said...

main parent2 plak dia... hatoi hatoi manyak pinin kipala...!

areleaf said...

hoi nak gaduh man by man la,mano e mano..ape barang repot2 segala..tgk,kan gua dah menyirap..

maisyara Pot! Pot! said...

boleh aku tahu ape tu rage tak? hahahahaha... xD











*aku rase aku kenal dia la. siapa erk? lupe laaaa... T___T

Aqram said...

kau ni dah macam anwar ibrahim.

farahh said...

repot kat parents?? sumpah stail gile. gua nak try bleh?? :D


gua suke ayat jlove :D

Roronoa Zoro said...

lol.. gmbar aku pon ada dalam nuff tue.. ahaha..

anyway si eyra tue pernah jengah blog aku juga masa aku rage JK dulu.. aku xtau la dia nie jenis org apa.. talam 2 muka mungkin? sebb dia pernah kata aku sopan tegur khai elok2.. tapi dalam2 tue kutuk aku juga.. cinabeng tol..

hahaha... anyway, aku tunggu je apa yang akan berlaku....

Aujinz said...

Muahahhaa..

detective mane lu pakai Hell?..
giler aa..

lu jangan troll gua..
gua tak salah..

nanti gua report ngan mak bapak gua..
bapak gua garang..!

::Sarah:: said...

To those who doesn't know what is KY jelly, it's actually a lubricant..In other word, pelincir untuk kesenangan..muahahahahaha..

Ala, x habis2 nak rage each other. Where is the love people? Where is the love? But then the Pro-Troller Awards still goes to Obe coz he's the Master of Trolling.

Anyway, sambung crita..Report kat parents? Apakah ketahian itue? What are you? A kid? Peh..

Anyway, benda kecik jadik besar. Tapi kalo sorang yang x mulakan, benda begini x akan jadi punya. A lot of butthurt. Kalo butthurt, sila jangan baca blog ini dan jangan online..buang masa sja..

P/s: aku gerenti comment ku akan di print screen selepas ini. Quote of the day: I think what I think and you think what you think. Don't like it, just stfu or gtfo..PERIOD! >:))

Ahmad Syazwan said...

tak suka tak suka

Lya Colours said...

what's next
macam2 org muncul kan
omg me dizzy lor...
panadol plz
uhuhuhu

Nuril Bahanudin said...

Sahih, budak tu matang lagi..
Dunia maya dengan dunia realiti pun x pndai nak beza.

Kalau takut kenapa terjun ke dunia blog??
Kalau takut kenapa jadi batu api?
kalau takut kenapa jadi kaki kipas?
Apa yg ko dpt oitt?
Lagi kau dikeji org aderlah..

Muehehe, bru kena 'usik' skit dah heboh gitau mak ayah..nmpak sgt kau berfikiran budak2,
sndiri buat hal sndiri selesailah..
tak perlu nyusahkan org tua.. kuikuikui
sangat kesian.

Affan Ruslan said...

Gila lah lu.
Papepun ko jiwa ske kucing macam aku, nah baca blog ni

http://kucing2terbiar.blogspot.com/

berjam2 aku habis usha2 blog tu, slmt tak kantoi stalk. hehe

Yayaa said...

duhh.. lawakk seyhh.. lu cool je lahh.. ;p hakhahak.. biar je depaa memekak sekoq2..

BalqisShafiqa said...

salam ziarah, hellioz.
ramai betul peminat yg skew stalk ye.

senang kata, biar je.
janji hellioz gelak gyahahahaahahaha, sampai just-k tu nak tulis laa.

Wan Perlis said...

aku rasa nak buat entri untuk hangpa la.dua dua aku nak bantai..ok dak

fhunky-fhinky said...

budak-budak baru belajar blogging...

HAHAHAHA

x-po said...

aku budak baik tau, aku datang dgn niat yg baik...ada nasi tak? tgh lapa ni..hehe

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Taufik Dato Mansor said...

jom jom.... aku sokong ko hellioz ... hahaha.... hidup RAge in blogging...

.::WaNiE::. said...

dh berapa hari aku tinggal

takdek org tegur ke ko tak balas komen

helli, ingat pesan kucing ko, jangan lupa diri

gyahahahaha~

.::WaNiE::. said...

tapi gambar profile mrfabulous tu mmg xleh blah boley tak hahahhaha

hahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

maklumat peribadi Syahirah Sabri yg ko x suka tu... gyahahaha

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BroSKL said...

perempuan ni mmg penipu.. aku pun penah kena main dgn dia.. cilakak punya puang..

Meowwwww said...

Meowwwww

Meowwwww said...

Meowwwww

Anonymous said...

Wow, that's crazy man. They should really try to do something to fix that.

Anonymous said...

Do you even speak English? Seriously, wall of text crits me for 99999k.

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