Thursday, September 16, 2010

10 Art Of Staying Single

1. U can do what u always wanted to do, without boundaries. yeah sir, no box of cage to pass upon.

2. U can flirt with anyone u wanted without free pass guilty.

3. U can be the devil as having someone special always blocked u from becoming the devil you.

4. U can go wherever u like with your pals be it guys or girls, definitely.

5. U can please yourself with your own pocket, coz there's nothing else you have to please with.

6. Nobody would have controlled your personal life, coz u only got U and U to think about. A lil selfish but thats life. Nobody's gonna die along with you in your grave. Forget the lovely word full of bullshits and empty lies, coz u know they're all lies.

7. U don't have to worry about being your own self, because u are not trying to be someone else, just to please someone else.

8. U dont have to pay attention to something that might screw your head.

9. No Queen or King control. Coz u are the King and Queen of You.

10. No heavy texting and calling. U can leave em' anywhere u like without the urge to wait for the bells to ring.

I believe u love compliments. We all do. But i don't think i might need another compliment from you just because you are somebody to someone. Screw me.
I might change my mind when the time comes,
but not now...

P/S : Hye J.love yayang~


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38 comments:

raina said...

aku taw j ajak hang kawen! Wahaha!

The Poyo Me said...

THE DOWNSIDES OF BEING SINGLE
1)cannot talk to a guy without being immediately gosspied next day as the 'next new it couple'.
2) tak boleh tumpangkan single guy naik kereta,belanja makan without being interrogated with other friends about 'my new squeeze"
3) bila makcik2 n mak2 tau kita ada rapat dgn kawan opposite sex yg single, sibuk tanya "Bila nak nikah?" WTH?
4) takboleh wish bday/bagi hadiah kat budak single without being mocked, or wish bday/bg hadiah kat bdk non single without being warned by their gf.
5) cannot talk to a NON single guy without the girlfriend checking us out with bitchy face.
4) can only add single people in facebook.
6) if add non-single people in facebook, cannot post "hi how are you?" on their wall without being commented by the girlfriend.
7) if add non-single people, prepared to receieve an 'add friend' request from their girlfriend.
8) hang out with pals who bring their boyfriends along, and the boyfriend keep matching you up with "my other friend yang single".
9) if hangs out too much with same-sex friends, they say "bile ko nak couple nih?" as if we are loser x de life sbb asik kepit ngan diorg jer.
10) last but not least--always recieve prank calls/ym dari budak2 gatal dan gersang cuz some asshole friend sell our contact no to them! ARRGGG

yes, this applies to single men too.
and yes aku single juga.

J. Love said...

ok. kita cerai. final. i'll see you in court. i get full custody of our meows, roars, quacks, and moos.

you just get your ass off from the house.

but maybe tonight, we'll have one night to remember ey? ehem.

PS: what color should i wear tonight?

neo.. said...

Tang Post Script yang gua tak tahan tu..hahaha.:D

plumpy.tootsie said...

peeps surely wait the time when ur mind might change later then.

and of course,peeps surely would love to know who's responsible to it.

chentaMAYA said...

besh! hee~

areleaf said...

gua pon boleh tahan art jugak sbb makwe gua bunian..so kiteorg bukan mcm typical couple..

alfablue7 said...

no.2 best.being double suck

ima said...

aku setuju ngn sume penyataan di atas. hahaha

hamzah ian said...

boleh fuck saper2 kan..
ceh..

.s.o.f.i.a. said...

berpasangan ka berseorangan ka dah tak jadik isu zaman moden nie...... even bersekedudukan, bersetubuh pun dah jadik trend........ so why bother kan??

| Larasephia | said...

like this.

Mariella Liyana said...

Bahahah..!
Habis la u J.Love...*winks*

Rowena Chasez said...

tiba2 je rasa mau single..
ehh..
mana boleh..
huhuuu~

noharanutdya said...

tapi rasanya berdua lebih baik... the-he-he

Aujinz said...

mentaliti kita same...
muahahahaha..

mcjust.lol said...

ishh. bagi aku selagi tak menikah tu la aku tetap single. walaupun aku dah ada bopren, nasib baik beliau sporting.

HARHARHAR

akuKah.. said...

2,4,6,8,10~
haha

Whoopz said...

Being single is pretty freakin
good. It's a nice sense of
irresponsibility... mwahahaha..

Anonymous said...

welcome to the mainstream world..
put ur bag feet away,
loose ur seatbelt,
and get ready to jump.

because u're fuckin sellout!

senandung semalam said...

hahahaahhaah...
kadang2 aku rase perlu macam ni...

Nana Eddy said...

and yet, we would choose to end that single life forever in the end~

oh sweet sorrow...

aLy said...

sangat true laa
lelagi yang part last
tak yah nak kepit henfon tu

tiafazunia said...

kalau camtuh xpayah couple laa kan? nikah terus!






uwaaa! mne jodoh gua neh! duhh!

raina said...

ala..orang zaman la ni, kawen tak kawen sama ja..duk serumah, mcm laki bini, kadang-kadang ada anak pun..

so, y bother?

aku tiru s.o.p.h.i.a

suka komen dia

zmm1007 said...

ohhhhhhhhhh ok ok ..
singgah belog kau nak cakap kat kau n semua orang
selamat hari raya
ok bye
nanti datang lagi

PELAUNG PULAU said...

7) if add non-single people, prepared to receieve an 'add friend' request from their girlfriend.


demmm, aku penah kene macam ni

eszol said...

yeah!

AlexiaAqram said...

hi, abang helly dah single ke?

yesh!!!

Mim said...

i like this entry! haha~

BalqisShafiqa said...

selamat hari raya, hellioz. :)
single???
sebab keinginan hati nak belajar berdikari.
queen or king for myself.

cik tipikal said...

like! tapi gua dah kahwin!! aaaa!

profwacko said...

Susah nyer nak carik girlfriend..
Aku bosan jadik single, biar pun best tapi kadang2 bosan. Takkan memanjang lepak ngan membe2 lelaki je. Boring siot... huhu T_T

mercy said...

haha nice 1..
dah follow ^_^
harap follow blk
http://fargileheart.blogspot.com/

BTW thanks sbb komen enri mrapu sye

.::WaNiE::. said...

Yayang,

gwa dah lupa apa feeling jd single.

yayang,

gwa tak suke single, gua suka berkasih syg.

yayang,

single tak best sebab maybe for men yes tp pada ppn tak sebab mereka akan jeles bila tengok couple lain. Dan bagi yg panas tgk couple lain dia akan kata couple tu over. padahal dia jeles dia takdek bf

hahahahahahahahahahahah.

meh jd bf gwa.

Stand right in front of your gf look her straight to her face and lips and tell me u dont want to kiss them.

oo damn. melainkan lu gay lu mungkin xrasa the excitement hahaha.

couple tu best ape :p

hahahahahah

Ery Farieha said...

yee
betol
ahahahaha

noharanutdya said...

tak kan mungkin kita bertahan, hidup dalam bersendirian - kata datuk ct

Anonymous said...

You nicely summed up the issue. I would add that this doesn’t exactly concenplate often. xD Anyway, good post…

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