Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Facts vs Fictions

Fact
I love my cat

Fiction
I hate my cat to some extend i wanna kick it into the thin air.
or better plug some C4 on it and blow em and laugh like a madman

Fact
Everybody hates themselves

Fictions
Everybody has never get enough on themselves. Who does?

Fact
We all live to die anyway

Fictions
Some people wants to live longer because they dont wanna die

Fact
You always said this to the others " You Sucks!"

Fictions
You always said you like or love someone else because you can't be like them

Fact
Some horny people love saying this so called sacred "I LOVE YOU" to others because they wanted to have sex

Fiction
They will always said the "I LOVE YOU" is an honest statement deep in their heart.

Fact
U hate them being rich because u are full of jealousy

Fictions
U said they were all a bunch of corrupt guys in the blazers and suit because you can't be as rich as them all.

Fact
ade bunyi seram belakang rumah gwa

Fictions
ah, tu bunyi binatang ape tah. xtakot pon.

Fact
Anon is a sad face behind the anonymous name

Fictions
Anon act like they're so fucking kewl with their lavishly great and brilliant statement

Fact
Orang Johor panggil baju melayu, baju kurung.
Orang luar johor orang akan pelik kalau panggil baju kurung lelaki yang pakai.
so, berpusu-pusu orang yang tak duduk johor gelakkan orang johor without knowing that johorean called somthing else with another names.
Gyahahahahahaha~

P/S : Phailbook arsehole. Gyahahahahah~
Siyal, depan lappy je idea hilang, blakang lappy je idea mencurah2. Hamsap.





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22 comments:

hiro said...

U love Amoi
U love J.

keh2..

Ery Farieha said...

kenapa fact baru fiction ek?

bukan slalu fiction baru fact?

amoi said...

lu selalu macam ni kan!

haha~

plumpy.tootsie said...

mungkin lu boleh cube blogging smbil berak.idea byk kot time tu.

Hellioz said...

@hiro
oi
marah kekasih gelap gwa nanti
gyahahahahah~

Hellioz said...

@ery
xpenting
yang penting isi dia
kah3~

Hellioz said...

@amoi
mcm mane?

Hellioz said...

@plumpy tootsie
arr...
mmg btol pon.
tp xkan nk bawak lappy gwa g toilet
gyahahahahaha~

plumpy.tootsie said...

ad bateri kan?lu pkai boradband tak?boleh je.try k.gua yakin dgn lu.

*thumbups

Hellioz said...

@plumpy
kah3~

xpe
gwa ade pda
papehal gwa picit jela pda gwa laju2
gyahahaha~

plumpy.tootsie said...

haa.portable device.lg ok dr lappy meyh!

:)

::cdot the dot:: said...

kan...

wa pun selalu kena gelak bila ckp org lelaki pakai baju kurung..


gobok...gebor...

.::WaNiE::. said...

** (buat muke geram)

sejak bila lu ada kekasih gelap pulak ni.

kahkahkah

ahhhh menatam ape benda blkg rumah lu tuuu

lu pasti ke bunyi seram tu bukan bunyi org mengawan

kahkahkahkah

raina said...

wpun aku org kedah, oleh kerana dulu duduk johor, aku pun sebut bju kurung jugak!

maCy said...

jiro kasi fact ke tu?
muahahaha *muka comel*

AyuE SurihanyOt said...

apasal aku tak tahu pon org johor pggil bju melayu baju kurung???(-_-")

eiffel said...

ye..aku memg sgt pelik bila org joho ckp camtuh...

pastuh klo jb dorg pgil joho..aku da pelik...pdhal joho tu besar..upenye nk g jb...

camtaek betol!!!

tia said...

u love Amoi ?
u love J ?


ouh. ouh.

ashraf said...

tu la pasal, aku pun pelik bila org gelakkan aku ckp bju kurung tu laki pakai. -_-"

RastaMat said...

Hidup Johorean!!!

hahahaha...

J. Abdullah said...

lu baju kurung raya haji berapa pasang tahun ni?

Che Armster said...

perghh aku antara yang penah kena gelak sebab cakap aku pakai baju kurung dulu siot!! 2 bulan pulak tu kena gelak sebab bulan puasa + raya.. dem!

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