Saturday, February 27, 2010

I Am Not Special?

Special....
what is so special of being so special???

I heard that each and every one of human have their own specialty?
izzit?

i don't think so...
why?

care to imagine?

Imagine each and every one of us is Special
who's going to be the Not so Special one?

yeah, ironically,
everyone was told, ( i believe )
they are special in their very own ways...

but, thats a disguise...
because i don't think i'm special in any way possible.
haha~


i'm twisted.
how could anyone be sooo special...
i mean,
is it possible for anyone to be special?

if everyone is as special as Bill Gate,
who's going to be Bill Gate's customer?
yeah, the customer is US for sure...
we are the consumer that contribute to his wealth and fortune...

Special...
its too subjective...
what a twisted mind
Questioning this and that
but i've found nothing but another quetion to every question i had...
silly...

ps : Are You special?
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Friday, February 26, 2010

Kenape Malaysian Kahwin kat Thailand?

RM20000
( harga perkahwinan kat malaysia )
( mak aku cakap ni cikai2 je tau )

This is formal wedding at malaysia
- 1 set
- makan2
- hantaran2
- cincin chopard (lolz~)
- majlis2
- pelamin
- mak andam
-bapak andam
-ibu andam
-ayah andam
- telur pindang
- tukar2 costume kahwin
- etc

meriah bukan?
kalo cam gini bile kita semua ( read : bujang ) bole kawen yerh...
nikah jela senang...
lolz~

Nak tau kos kawen kat Thailand berape?
Less than 1000 bucks...
irresistible? of cozza~

20K VS 1K
which one will u choose?
( ambik kira recession times)

p/s : DAYUM, thats crazayh~


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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Matahari Atas Kepala???

ini baru betol matahari atas kepala...
panas tak agak2?


 
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Monday, February 22, 2010

Cable, Kabel or mediator

anyody must've known this
this thing is one of the most powerful medium to get something scarce...
yeah, something SCARCE....

Cabel means, ( in my form of words )
using a mediator or known people to get something, or to do something that is always concerning the cross of line...

yeah,
Cabel,
they bend the law.
they discriminate
they are one form of power...

this is what happened almost everywhere...

fuck...
benda neyh susah nak terangkan in english...
kerna dia perlukan carutan 100batu/jam...
haha~

ok2...
back to the point...
aku nak mencarut pasal benda kabel2 ni la...
confirm most of my brilliant reader (ade reader ke blog ni?) -haha-
paham ape yang aku nak sampaikan...

kabel ni mostly useful sebab dia kenal dia yang ade pangkat besar ( kenal je kowt )
tak pon bapak dia ade pangkat
tak pon dia kenal dia yang ramai influence
kabel...

example?
- dapatkan tender for sorta project
- nak masuk ipta ( mane2 pon same je )
- lepas dari polis  though guilty

Know what people?
this is WHY transparency kat malaysia teruk
kabel is some kinda rasuah in some other way without involving monayh
it involves powah... sacred... fuck

Cuba bayangkan ko ade syarikat,
ko patutnye dapat tender mega tuyh,
TAPI...
kena outbid sebab another rival know this people and that people...
pissed kan??

Cuba bayangkan ko punye result lebih dari cukup and of course la qualify kalau nak masuk some sorta IPTA,
TAPI....
your chance are being blown off by some mathafackka's son/daughter who use kabel to get in the IPTA...
should u dance happily or crying sadly?
beat the crap out of em...
u sure feel Crap aite?

Cuba bayangkan ko kena pukul separuh mati,
jap lagi nak bawak court,
TAPI....
budak yang pukul ko tuyh is another Son Of A Bitch yang mane mak bapak dia known person or know some important person...
Fuck kan?

clear kan?
abes nak wat macam mane?
case closed?

nayh...
tunggu ko mati nanti,
tengok la ko apply masuk syurga tu lulus ke tak...
mane la tau ko kenal mane2 malaikat yang kerja ngan Tuhan...
hahaha~
kalau tak lulus go to hell la...
apo laie~
gyahahahahh~

p/s : too much cabel sucks



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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Mane OTAK Kau?

Sega saga
OI!!!... lahanat!!! (lolz)
"Otak ko letak mane? Kat kepala lutut?", jerit aku kepada dia.

"tak, aku tertinggal dalam kete, celah front seat, lupe nak bawak masuk rumah"... balas dia kepada aku.


OOOps....

Gore~



p/s : i WANT your first impression on this picture...

picture source : kraznaya


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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Cantik Tapi BODOH!!!

Little review on the runaway thingy to LOMBOK....

yeah, its not going to be stale anyway...
cerita tentang Lombok dan kahwin lari ini tak akan basi selagi ade perempuan2 yang tak sedar diri ikut lelaki lombok BALIK lombok semata-mata kerna CINTA?


CINTA?
hell u never know what love is if u follow them back to their hometown...

If i am mazidul akmal sidek
i will surely be bashed kerana menuturkan kata2 yang tak enak bagi lelaki lombok
but, i am not...
so i am saying this out loud...

hahaha~

OK,
aku taknak review betapa manisnya ayat2 lelaki lombok kerana aku nak review tentang betapa bodohnya opposite side of the story is...

i wanna review about those stupid Girl...
yeah, GIRL, not woman, umur tak cukup, panties pon mak belikan
haha.... its a fact man~

Betapa Cantik Tetapi Bodohnye mereka ini...
yeah, i said cantik...
cantik bagi lelaki lombok tu
ingat dorang takde taste ke?

kalau korang perasan,
semua yang lari2 pegi lombok tu ade muka...
ye...
cantik la senang cakap..
cantik ke?
haha~

TAPI...
kalau cantik tapi bodoh, BODOH la jugak ye tak?

Salah Kementerian Pendidikan Malaysia ke sebab dorang ni Bodoh?
tak tau la nak salahkan sape...

Tapi...............
aku suka salahkan diri sendiri bile aku buat salah...
yela, kalau salahkan orang pon, will anything change?
no i dont think so...

SO,
aku salahkan kanak2 ni la sebab ikut sangat perasaan...
Those feeling is killing u ok...
they'll torment u till the end of ur life...

believe me,
i am fucking sure u dont want to eat shitty food there
nak ke kais pagi makan pagi kais petang makan petang?
ingat ni ape? ayam?
ayam pon makan dedak hari2 tuan dia bagi makan
gemok lagi...
haha~

p/s : i can only say this in the end of this blabbing...
"kesian dorang... Cantik Tapi Bodoh"


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Friday, February 19, 2010

WTF Headline on Newspaper...

Make sense? 

I dont know~

what do you think so?

p/s : sape author news ni? nak sign!~
"garu kepala yang tak gatal"

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Perempuan Jalang = Playgirl?

Lets not be sexists here...
lets equalize what i've wrote before...

to balance the yin and yang of writing,
i always need to cover all perspectives available on the stores...
haha. silly

here we go again...

There are many types of playgirl...
most of them are "playgirl" because they're sadists
they also get bored quite easily...

So,
they change their man like changing clothes...
cruel?
nah, i don't think so...
its a pleasure...
( for them at least )

just like having sex, haha...
ok2...
i'm just saying...
coz everybody said sex is a pleasure...
izzit???

i don't know,
don't ask me~

but not all of  them are as sadists as they are,
some loves monayh...
yeah, big fat chunk of wealth and gold and jewels...
they never really care who'll be fucking em' hard,  18+
as long as they got what they want, Wealth of course...
who hates money?
haha

this,
is one sort of stupid action...
sell yourself to get what they want...

thats,
what i called  "Self Slavery"...
maybe they'll say a lil sacrifice wont harm the lot of em'
plus a lil Hedonism caused by globalization...
maybe,...
haha~

izzit fun people?
uh, i mean being a playa?

haha,
if all these bullshit of being playa is fun,
i'd love to try em' sometime.
haha, kiddin~

but thats it
thats life..

p/s : "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" 
( but who cares? ) gyahahahahahahah~


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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Useful Perspective?

For some kinda reason,
i've been thinking...

yeah, i love thinking,
it degenerates the effects of ageing...
izzit?
maybe. maybe not...
gyahahah~

i've been blabbing bout lotsa things...
be it good or bad or nasty or evil or anything god knows, what i'm trying to state clear.

and i've been thinking of
"was my perspective useful?"
haha...

it just crossed my mind.
but i, the owner of this thrashy blog agreed to  my own self that i do,
gave a useful perspective in my own way

yeah...
why not, its MY PERSPECTIVES...
but i know...
i'm neither perfect nor perfecto in everything i do

coz thats how human deal themselves...
trying to be perfect though they can't be perfect...
thats sad aint it...?

just like this statement by i don't know whom
"practice make perfect"
i always believe the statement above is a bullshit,
rhetoric, a statement from a person who try to be the best though they know they cant be one.
just like a man who wishes to fly like a bird.
total bullshit...
coz deep inside u know.
U CAN'T DO IT..
trust me, the tagline for Adidas ( impossible is nothing ) is a false alarm that is meant to cheat your brain.
trust me, i 'm not lying...
put me on the polygraph test...
haha~

But,
thats life...
its all about dream
and with all those stupid dream we live on...
not knowing whether we can grab it all in anyway possible...

sigh~
life's harsh.
maybe i should get another life. haha
insane~

p/s : u can think, but don't think too much. OR your hair will fall for it. haha


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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Lelaki Buaya = Playboy?


Frankly, this is a random opinion...
where experience brought me into this conclusion...
Conclusion? nah...
it only another disguise perspective by an unknown, uncertified random guy on the net.

Whats the first thing comes in ur mind when i said this statement.
"What will u describe of Playboy or Lelaki Buaya? (crocodile man?) gyahahahah
-yeah the first thing popped out of ur mind must've been a man with sweet tooth.
actually, banyak lagi kriteria yang datang tapi nak kena list ke?

ok...
-muka sikit jambu
-ayat sikit manis
-kepala, pk nafsu
-hati letak tepi
-lagi? think of it urselves...

Did ya'll know what women means to those playboy around yarh pal?
they're sumptuous meal on the table waiting to be enjoyed all night long
yarhhahha
makanan lazat atas meja, who wouldnt care?
tambah pulak banyak side dishes and she's someone who they can benefit from.
yes. thats the [point.
haha. maybe 1 night stand?
or maybe two? or so on and so forth...

yeah, some of the sumptuous meal (girls) are worth to be played maybe because they have the look, body bla3~

will u girls fall in the trap of these tomorrow never die guy?
yeah, of course.
because they are lovely and they are good at what they are doing.
specialize em', just like what doctors know what they've got to do to a patients

i believe this is what they always had in their mind...

izzit?

god knows...
hahah~


p/s : they're ghoul... gyahahahahahahah~

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

PINEAPPLE a.k.a NENAS

well...
i have a question for anyone who'd love to answer,
who loves to eat pineapple? raise your nose....

certainly its not an issue...
haha
actually lT IS an issue

well
i appropriately love to eat pineapples because there's "apple" behind the "pine"
kidding.
actually i just like the "pine" before the "apples"
ok2....

pineapples are juicy fruit
comes in yellow/orange colour a lil bit
they are lovely
yeah, lovely

they ARE lovely when they are eaten raw,
not cooked.
(repeat last sentence twice)

u can actually feel its juice flow in your mouth and flow straight into your esophagus slowly in motion and let the sensation of eating pineapples comes alive if u are eating it raw.
its a fact. yes.
but there's two possiblities.
u might got it sweet or sour
its an element of life.
haha
 
i love em' when they are eaten raw
but seriously,
i hate em' when they are cooked....

example?
pizza of course.
i do really hate pizza that has pineapples toppings on it
they do really ruin the smoochie taste of a normal pizza
yeah, ultimate sucks.
they does not taste like pineapples anymore
they just tastes like something else
not what pineapples should tastes like.  haha, again

but hey, have u taste pineapples that is processed and turned into a junkfood that'll love to state low fat and bla3 on the label?
they sucks too...
Hard times...

haha
thats the point
nothing more nothing less.
its about the fruit not every country on earth could produce.
yeah.
not complicated.
i'm done.
and boring.
quite.
da~

p/s : i believe they comes in a package. yes, i believe they hadda lotsa essential nutrients on it. try em~
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SORRY...

i have a trivia over here...

What would possibly happened if Sorry ,
Anyway, Anyhow seems to be the hardest word?

Will the world be a better place to live?

Or,

Will sorry mend the things happened earlier.?
will it mend the past?

Or,

What if there's no Sorry at ALL???

What do u think so?

p/s : Forgive me for being me.Because its me that makes me who i am.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Islamophobia? or Christianophobia?

Islamophobia is a big issue at western country...
well, mostly...

they equalized islam as terrorism
darn, that surely sucks for muslim citizen there...
being labelled as "bad" for something they didn't commit.
life has never been fair...
hahahah~

well, thats what we called mentality...
but sometimes, we cant blame mentality for everything that is happening...
many factors should be included because thats what shape our mentality

can i feel christianophobia for a sec?
hahaha....
blame the missionaries...

if u are the citizen who have high level of awareness in our multicultural and multi religion country,
u surely heard bout the story of  Lina kickkapoo JOYjuice....

She set the lens on her for quite a long run...
reason?
she wants to be a christian

justify it yourself

but here at malaysia
i surely hadda disguise in em'...
disguise with the people who christ stupid meleis...
in most cases, its  involving money

yeah, they're brilliant
taking advantage with the people who are  in need
thats a brilliant cunning plan to christianize (hahahha) anyone~

will that be a good reason to feel christianophobia?
hahahaha...
maybe, maybe not...

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

FaiL = fun

hahahahahah

tq for keep on not reading this blog
coz its getting clumsy, messy and so on and so forth
gyahahhaha~

have u not fail even once in ur life?
if d answer is yes, thats quite a run....
i mean, bullshit.
gyahahhahahaha~


the most successful person comes from failure group....
gyahhahaha~
believe me, its a darn fact people.

yeah i do have fail....
many times that i've lost count.
but the best thing is,
i've succeed a lot of times....
thats why i'm still blabbing in this no future blog....
gyahhahaha

failure are going to be called regret.
regret is a killing subject here.
regret can kill you. yeah its killing us...

but after a lot of thinking.
yeah, A LOT OF thinking...
failure is fun....
its always gonna be something u'll laugh at at the end of the day...
believe me... its FUN...

so, if u fail, dont grab regret and befriend with him...
dump regret alone....
because he's not a good friend to befriend with...
make regret an example....
a good example to keep on living... and survive...

gyahhahaahahahha~
this post are boring....
myb next time its not.

bye2  people...
hav a nyce holidayhahaha~

pic credit : failblog

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

14 february = valentine's day= cny

do u know what day this is?
this is the day when horny couple are going to check in a budget hotel and do what they wanted to do...
yup...
this is the perfect day...
why?

because this is the day which all the religious dept on every state will love to work.
searching for unmarried muslim couple who want some Love on the bed

so, to all horny couple, dont check in to cheap budget hotel or u'll absofuckinglutely be caught on the scene...
well, thats embarrassing...

aha....
here's some bet i'd love to make with ya'll....

there'll be rush in hotel all around this country on V day...
so, dont forget to read the newspaper the day after V day...
surely a lotsa couple gonna get caught...
gyahahahhahah~

hepy CNY ya'll~

fake NASTY MAKE UPszz

WOMEN, FEMALE, GURL, TRANSVERTITES, MAKNYAH, even METROSEXUAL guys love to put make up on their face....
gyahhahahah

i never really salute anyone wearing make ups...
they're just,
sooooooo not natural....

WHY?
coz i've seen a video, accidentally...
make ups video of course...
that gurls face is so....
i dont know what to say...
but honestly saying, "rejected typo face"

gosh, thats mean...
not rejected actually, but normal...
normal typo face u can see everywhere anywhere u go...
but once she put that make ups on her face,
she changed, and turn into a cat...
WHA?

actually she makes her face look awesome...
with catlike eyes...
yeah, the big round eye u've seen on shrek

ez to say,
ugly betty turns into a supermodel
gyahhahaha

i dont know why i'm writing all of these shit 
but maybe its because i  love natural things...

here's something i aint like. i hate actually, if they aren't natural...
-twin fake balloons in your shirt. men love boobies. kill me if i'm wrong
-botox bla3
-overmake ups... surely they do look like ghosts. lol~

dayum~
gyahahahh~


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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Why Women SUCKSXXX hard at driving?

Sebab most pompuan mane ade passion kat keter...
this is what women had in their mind while driving a car

"pedulik ape aku kat keter neyh, janji boleyh jalan sudah..."

"aku cukup vogue tak kalau aku drive keter neyh?"

"kereta? tu alat untuk aku g jalan2 je... tak lebih dari itu..."

and so on....
And the fact is,
"even women driver hate other clumsy women drivers.....
paham?

hahahha....

p/s : jangan marah bile ade kereta 60 km/h dekat lorong paling kanan and the driver is a lady....
lolz~


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10 Sebab Meleis Baghal Bangga Minum Arak

yeah~
some,
easy to say,
MANY stupid meleis nowadays love to drink that grape juice without shame...
mostly would drink it anywhere anytime they like ...
sedap sangat ke?
They even without shame showin off their picture drinkin' in the club to the social site...
whats the purpose actually?

i dont know....
ask them~
because they could always be your friend...
gyahhaah~

asshole~

here's
10 Reason WHY Meleis Baghal Bangga Minum Arak

1. Sebab orang melayu mane minum arak...
-Mesti la mereka dan kawan2 mereka berasa bangga jikalau sekiranya mereka minum tanpa rasa malu dan sekian2...
-bak kata melayu jahil di bandar
"baru la urban dude"
urban pale ayah awak....
penat je mak ko ngandung  9 bulan....
dapat anak taik arak (ade ke taik arak weyh? aku maen tibai je neyh)
gyahahhaha~

2. Sebab diorang bangga muntah a.k.a vomit macam haram 
in & outside the club or
anywhere they wish to...
(including on women)
*reference : american pie bape tah...
big lolzie~

3. Sebab Duit mereka RAMAI sangat...
-mahal kan air jahanam tuyh....
-sebotol mau makan ratus2...
-plus tah bape banyak brand air setan tuyh...
sigh~

4. Sebab iman tak cukup di dada...
- mesty la....
-lahanat mane yang cakap arak tu halal pulak....

5. Sebab member2 minum, join la sekaki jadik kaki botol...
hahahah~
-peer pressure banyak sangat neyh~

6. Sebab nampak MACAM KEWL, 
amek gambar tengah minum, pastu letak kat facebook, myspace, friendster, hi5, and segala macam social site yang ader kat WWW neyh~
-SUMPAH KEWL.... MACAM HARAM~

7. Sebab mak bapak dorang kaki botol gak...
-ni kes parah...
-sian kat mereka...
-mak bapak setan, anak hantu
seswai sangat~

8. Sebab syaitonirrojim member baek dorang
-tu la...
-dah cakap jangan kawan dengan setan...
nak gak, kan dah~

9. Sebab Papa n Mama dorang tak ajar arak tu haram...
-patut la dapat anak pun macam haram...
macam cicak kobeng...
hahahahhahahahahahahaahahaha~

10. Sebab dorang suke kumpul point dosa... 
nanti boleyh redeem kat neraka.....
-giler valid point aku neyh~
gyahahahha~
lagipun malam masih muda dude...
umur masih panjang........
(padahal ko tak tau malaikat maut tengah placing, tunggu ko dalam kete mase ko balek clubbing)

"berlahanatlah anda selagi mampu"
Lahanatlah kau sentiasa disisiNYA~



p/s : aku bukan kaki botol,
aku kaki surau...
Gyahahahahahaahahahhahahahahah~


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Why On EARTH this blog are left with useless Comments?


lately, if u can see,
many wtf comments are left behind...
this is high probably due to my post about the scams that nigerian loves to commit right here,
at Malaysia of course.

gyahhahaha~


maybe they'd think like this,

"i'd better left something behind on this stupid blog so that this blog reader would love to join my scams..."

haha...
smart stupid rascals...

want me to join you scammer?
in hell u should dream bout that...
lolz~

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