ohaiyo
pebenda tah maksud natang kat atas tuyh
aku maen letak je
ahha
aku da lme x membazirkan mase aku dalam mall sejak 2 menjak 3 menjak
satu kejadian yang celaru dan haru biru berlaku
dan sebab dah lame aku mempraktikkan hidup bak kate orang xde life sepanjang beberape bulan yang lepas,
aku pon keluar dari kepompong dunia xde lyfe aku tuyh
gyahahhahaha
bangang tol...
tapi kejadian di atas mencetuskan idea kepada kepala hotak aku....
lame~
aku baru perasan bende alah neyh...
and if korang perasan gak, there will be the same character in every mall.
character camane?
ni character yang aku perasan akan ade kat setiap mall nowadays
we can call them
"The Typo Character In A Mall"
1. Budak rambut panjang tutup mate sebelah...
-macam trend kan...
sume nak simpan rambot cam noh hujan
fuck sick....
most of them mesty bersungguh-sungguh pegi saloon lalu merebond rambut deym all untuk nampak gay
gyahhahahahaha
-kalau aku nampak one of them head to head against tiang or wall,
i'll surely laugh the hell out of me...
2. Rempit pakai baju collar t shirt, pastu angkat collar tu...
-mesty dorang ingat perbuatan dorang tu nampak bravado kan?
padahal camBA bi je....
kalau ade member aku yang buat camtu mesty aku sound awal2 before dia kena bahan di kemudian hari nanti...
3. Sick Fuck BOZO who wear Sunglasses IN THE MALL...
-banyak kali dah aku cakap pasal benda neyh
but i am fucking sure those wankers did not read my shitty blog...
thats why they keep on doing it and think that the sunlight can penetrate the wall of the mall
fun eyh?
wonder what they had in their mind
cool ke wat mende tuyh?
cam haram je aku tengok
lahir xcukup bulan ke ape?
aku rase dorang ni salah cetak ah...
myahahhaha~
4. Girls who wear singlet though they know their body is as good as pear
-ni cam lawak
kononnye nak pakai singlet sahaja sebab nak show off their bra stripe and their shapeless tits...
pastu kalau pakai sunglasses mesty Combo awesome
cam nak gelak je dapan muke dorang
-aku pernah perasan ade yg pakai singlet
tapi,
badan penuh dengan bintik2 gely blakang badan
x malu ke wat camtu eyk?
zehahhahaha~
5. A boy and a gurl glued together as a symbol of horny
-ni macam wajib ade je dalam mall
maen pelok2 macam dah kawen je gamaknye....
kalau dah kawen anak 3 pehtu bini buncit cam barrel agaknye dorang buat camtu lagi x eyk?
wonder...
-tapi yang paling best skali is when their partner,
especially perempuan tuyh xnak maen peluk2 tapi dze boy sungguh2 peluk nak show off kat orang dorang sorang je ade partner...
wtf punye maniac
pegi kawen la dey tambi....
pastu peluk la sampai lebam, kemam sekali...
mazmumah sungguh...
aku rase korang mesty ade penambahan nak dibuat
sebab aku tau, korang pon ske g buang mase kat shopping mall sambil cuci2 telinga?
haha...
p/s : i want to freeze the fire and feel hot ice....
Its my perspective. Whats yours?
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