Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Makcik Gemuk Kuat Mengumpat

If you continue on living your life like that,
I'm 100% fucking sure u'll be another makcik-makcik gemok yang kerja mengumpat 24/7 dekat bawah pokok mangga depan rumah. Productive enuff?

The only difference is you'll be talking cock at some high class kopitiam. Starbucks perhaps.
Just to sip a $10 bucks of plain coffee because u think $10 bucks worth nothing.
( But i guess u'll hesitate to donate 10 bucks to any donation. aren't ya? )

That'll happen if and only if u marry a high class guy with good salary to keep u around.
If u aint got one, i'm sure the younger generation will still see you talk cock bawah pokok mangga depan rumah.

Can u imagine?
I do have that view in my mind right now.

Oh, i do really hope u know what your future daughter n son is doing behind your back because u might've be talking about you yourself when that situation come n arise.

Sekian.

P/S : Could u plz tell me where can i found a brainy girl to make a companion? Coz all i can see is wealth worshipper tangling on the street of lies. Anyone?

16 comments:

eszol raar said...

gua suspect lu tgh kutuk lu pnye relative ni

haha

Akulah Aqilah Itu said...

brainy girls huh?
They are everywhere.

You just have to be in the right place, at the right time.

liyanaziz said...

" really hope u know what your future daughter n son is doing behind your back because u might've be talking about you yourself when that situation come n arise "

love this quote bro!

bujal X said...

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ilyas benjamin said...

macix2 memg normal lar kalu ngumpat2..
cane kalu pacix2 o datok-datok y ske ngumpat2 kat kdai kopi tuh?
duhh.. rasenye same je.. nape nak highlite macix2 uh, sedangkan ade jer gender len y wat prangai cam uh..

ilyas benjamin said...

alah, lupe nak tambah,
atleast macix uh ble bkumpol xde r nak ngurat2 budak2 laki..
cbe tengok kalu datok-datok tuh, sambel ngumpat sambel ngurat ergh..

HEROICzero said...

ada satu makcik. dtg rumah sedara gua, merepek2 mengumpat2 punya lebat pasal anak orang. gua kenal makcik neh.

well, anak dia? aku jek tahu perangai sebenar anak dia.

*seronok mengumpat ye kak... teruskan. orang lain pun mengumpat pasal anak kakak. vice versa? fak!

HEROICzero said...

ada satu makcik. dtg rumah sedara gua, merepek2 mengumpat2 punya lebat pasal anak orang. gua kenal makcik neh.

well, anak dia? aku jek tahu perangai sebenar anak dia.

*seronok mengumpat ye kak... teruskan. orang lain pun mengumpat pasal anak kakak. vice versa? fak!

khadijah aminah md yusoff said...

dulu mase dok kat kg setiap ptg di satu taman pasti akan ada sekumpulan makcik yg akan duduk di bwh pokok siap buat tempat utk dorg ngumpat tu, tak pasal2 aku dgn mak aku tgh naik basikal pon kena ngumpat. cis! dorg tu jeles sbb tak reti bawak basikal kot almaklumlah bumper masing2 da mcm haramjadah larat plak nk kayuh basikal.. ngahahaha.. maaf jika sy terkasar bahasa. :P

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

Makcik2 mengumpat cam makan nasi nokks~

Sambil mengumpat, sambil makan daging~

Pfft!

Antika said...

The best way is ignore this kind of species, hi hellioz

Anonymous said...

macan cik buah bukan tempatan tuh je kau neh hahaha

Wan Perlis said...

dosa ngumpat

sicomot-comel said...

huhu..
seronoknye lah ye makan daging manusia a.k.a daging saudara sendiri..

hm..manusia..manusia..

kadang2 manusia sendiri tak sedar yg dia tgh mengumpat,,kan?

Anonymous said...

Ah, kebetulan.
baru nak rekomen adik saya.
umur anda 20 kan? sama dgn beliau.
hahaha

sha said...

BRAINY PEREMPUAN MELAYU RAMAILAH TAPI KALAU BRAINY LAKI MELAYU BANYAK DAH SONGSANG ATAU DAH BERPUNYA.

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