Tuesday, October 25, 2011

#Truestory


Dear Johnny Depp,
I don't have second choices.

What should i do?

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Friendship Reality Check


Circle reality check

1. Open your phonebook. Kira berapa ramai contact list that u have in it.
2. Browse thru it and count how many of them are your regular contact.
3. Narrow them down and count how many of them are dependable.
4. Check how many of them would come to help you when u are deeply truly in need whenever u are stranded in nowhere eg: your car is having a breakdown or u need to bail out for anything u did last night.
 5. Imagine how many would come and how many would help u and advice u like a real best friend did.
6. How many of them are dependable when u are in a grave mess? Are you sure they’ll come when u’re in need?
7. Thiz, izreal.

Keep in touch with your real world. They are real. They are, what’s happening. They could be your lifeline when u’re in need.

Now call your lost long friend and whatever shit and ignite the bond. Don’t call them only and if and only if u’re in a grave mess. They are friends. Treat friends like a friends. A real friend will help u like what a real friend did.

And oh, when u’re in a middle of a corky situation, u’ll know who’d help and who’ll ignore. That’s the only way on how to detect real peeps u should hang out with.

Ciao

Monday, October 17, 2011

Serbanistas Vs Intellectuals

Ramai manusia yang berpaling dari agama. Ramai yang dah tak lagi ikut dengan suruhan2 yang tuhan mereka unjurkan. Ramai yang anggap Agama tu satu benda spiritual yang tak lagi hip n modern dalam zaman yang critical ni where almost each and every one of us lagi suka scientific explanation, dimana kita lagi suka conclusion yang nampak depan mata and proven scientifically.

The problem is, Agama memang selalu dikaitkan dengan benda2 mistik yang tak nampak depan mata. Contoh? Tuhan. Kau nampak tuhan? Kau nampak apa tuhan buat hari2?

Memang certain agama ada penjelasan scientific untuk semua perkara2 duniawi yang manusia buat, tapi kebanyakan manusia yang sembah tuhan jadi malas and dungu. Sebab? Depa mengharapkan semuanya di tangan tuhan. Tak ramai yang cuba untuk berusaha sebelum letakkan semua effort tu atas tanggungan tuhan.

Contoh paling senang?
Orang miskin. Ayat paling cliche dalam dunia yang lu orang akan selalu dengar ialah, "dah tuhan takdirkan hidup aku macam ni, terima jelah"

See, kebergantungan 100%  atas daya usha tuhan tu menyebabkan golongan cerdik pandai ni selar ramai religious people yang suka sangat bergantung dekat miracle miracle yang tuhan mampu buat.
And ramai jugak golongan agamawan ni yang malas nak cari further explanation dari semua benda yang tak masuk akal.

I've been reading aidid muaddib's blog, and after a while, i realize something, something stupid that many religious peeps around the world ignored.

How can that stupid biodisc worth RM2000 with no guarantee and scientific explanation boleh jadi another alternative untuk sembuhkan penyakit? Where's the common sense in that? Yang paling bodohnya, Malaysia masih lagi jadi HUB utama scammers2 and pyramid scheme ni. Tak cukup ke dengan kelentong2 ac mizal yang jual benda2 bangang dari China lepastu mark up tinggi2 jual dekat para meleis sekalian?

What amazed me the most is, kebanyakan pengedar2 barang2 bangang ni ramai yang kuat agama. Belajar dekat al azhar, tapi otak serupa macam orang tak belajar langsung. Ape dekat al azhar sana tak ajar common sense ke? Kenapa depa dah tak bergantung dengan ayat2 suci kitab kamu yang kamu agungkan tu? Dah tak mujarab ke ape?

Cubalah jadi bijak sikit. Sikit je pun jadila. Cari lah benda2 yang medically proven untuk ubat penyakit2 tu. Masalah dengan umat manusia ni, depa nak semua benda senang. Macam main magic. POOF! keluar makanan atas meja. POOF! ade kereta bmw dekat porch. POOF! duit keluar dari air paip. Kan ke bangang tu semua?

Sebab tu golongan intellectual ni paiseh je dengan agamawan2 ni. Depa punya kebergantungan dengan miracle2 dari langit tu tinggi sangat. Masing2 ingat dengan berdoa semata mata, semua penyakit boleh sembuh.

"dude, benda natang biodisc tu alternative la jugak kiranya."

Alternative kepala bapak hang.
Aku beli phone harga tak sampai RM500 pun mati2 aku mintak warranty, ni benda yang kau beli dengan harga RM2000 tu plus takde warranty kau percaya? Manusia dekat dunia ni dah hilang common sense ka? What happened to all the common sense in the world? Ke nikmat common sense tu kena tarik satu2?

Alirkan je air dekat benda bangang biodisc tu lepaih tu air tu jadi apa? Jadi air mujarab? Jadi air zam zam? Kepala hang dok letak mana? Dok pakat ramai2 letak kat punggung ka?

Malu wey kalau jadi ustaz ka palancau ka tapi dok nyesatkan umat manusia. Tak kira lah bangsa apa pun. Kau tu dah terang2 jadi seorang bodoh yang membodohkan orang lain. Kan ke kerja bodoh namanya tu?

Sekarang gwa faham kenapa orang dok pandang setengah mata ja kat orang2 alim ulama ni. Masing2 dok pikiaq pakai ponggong. Otak buat bagi makan dekat zombie kampung pisang. Tu la. Masing2 nak jadi yang paling maksum. Masing2 ingat diri sendiri bakal masuk syorga. Masing2 dok api neraka kan orang. Ni lah jadinya. Sampai kerajaan malaysia pun bersekongkol sekali dok highlight benda bangang ni masuk tv, dahlah prime time. Bodoh. RTM dengan semua benda MLM pyramid scheme ni semua bangang, serupa keldai.

Malaysia nak maju tahun 2020?
Harapan la brader. Flush tahi dalam jamban pun tak reti, nak maju jadah apa?

Oh ye, kalau gwa adalah salah seorang law regulator dekat malaysia ni, sumpah gwa malu wey.  Letak jawatan la balik kampung tanam jagung.

Last, but not least,
http://amirhafizi.blogspot.com/2011/07/be-careful-what-you-ask-for.html
read this shit for a moment. gracias.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Kenyataan

I have to accept the fact that i'm not ready to stop smoking. My mind told me that i'm not ready for that.

Saya perlukan alasan yang kukuh, kuat dan mampu membuatkan saya berhenti once and for all. Saya terpaksa relate berhenti merokok dengan perkahwinan.

Saya perlu satu motivasi yang kuat untuk itu. Marriage is no childs play, u have to be commited, and be prepared mentally and physically for that. You can't just decide to get ready when u're not yet ready to face the fact that u'll be living your life with an important person u'll be spending your life with throughout your life. At least having all the minimum requirement to be involved in the marriage thingy.

Cuba berhenti seribu kali sekalipun kalau ia tak kekal, sama macam kawin cerai kawin cerai kawin cerai. Tak konsisten dengan niat asal iaitu kekal dengan pendirian asal, berhenti merokok. Bukan berhenti olok olok sebab nak sedapkan hati sendiri. Tapi berhenti for good.

I guess i need a list for that but i wonder if that'd be helping me on the process.

So, for the time being, i'm not ready to stop. Unless i'm totally ready to actually start realizing the fact that i need to stop smoking.

Harap harap rakan taulan, keluarga serta semua pihak secara langsung atau secara tak langsungnya dapat membantu manusia manusia yang cuba untuk hidup sihat tanpa asap rokok.
lol

Kelakar.  Harap harap dapatlah saya menajamkan penggunaan bahasa melayu yang caca merba ini untuk kegunaan sekarang dan masa depan. Amen.

Ciao

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Of Things That Crossed My Mind

Loser
At some point of life, i feel like i'm losing everything. Feels like a loser. Though i rarely give up on anything. Anything worth to fight for. But yeah, the feeling of being a loser comes every now and then, and i can't help it. To feel helpless, is human. I don't know any magics nor chants to keep everything works impeccably in my life. I think i'll let my effort and time to do the chores. The rest? I need to go with the flow. I just have to.

Rejected
You need to feel proud of your own self. Having the courage to be left behind, feeling rejected occurs at any moment throughout you short time span of the life.You need to be proud of yourself even though u've been rejected because u have said and done what ever it is u wanted to. Move on, there is a lot of things that would be proud of you the way u are. Do not let the sufferings devour you, instead, devour the suffering so it'll be afraid of your courage to set aside all the suffering that u've been through.

Achievement
I can't pin point any big achievement in my life. Think i need to do something to at least be proud of myself. Its not a bad thing to brag to yourself when u've achieved something meaningful in your life.
I think i need to embrace all the things i've said and done. Prolly there's achievement in it without me realizing it. Start being optimistic. Start doing something worth for you to feel good about yourself.\

ciao.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Filem Melayu

Memang. Gwa takkan tengok filem melayu dekat panggung wayang sebab gwa rasa tak berbaloi habiskan approx RM10 untuk beli tiket masuk ke panggung wayang untuk filem melayu. Gwa lagi rela habiskan RM10 tu beli popcorn caramel dengan air coke/pepsi lepastu cari seat kat luar untuk tengok preview lepastu balik. Tak sanggup gwa masuk wayang and tunggu 2 jam untuk habiskan air liur gwa menyumpah seranah. Bak kata serbanistas, buang masa je buat dosa kering. haha. dosa kering tu ape ntah. Macam kulit kering la kot gamaknye.

Tipu la kalau cakap semua filem melayu tak bagus, tapi memang banyak yang bangang bangang belaka pun. Yang betul betul up to par ada la dalam berapa belas filem yang betul2 berbaloi untuk ditonton. The rest? Not my taste and takde input langsung. Setakat masuk wayang, jadik bodoh kejap mengadap skrin, lepastu keluar tak dapat apa apa baik gwa beli buku, baca kat rumah, lepastu bayangkan sendiri scene scene yang ada dalam buku tu dalam kepala hotak gwa.

Lagi satu, filem filem melayu banyak rosakkan penggunaan bahasa melayu. Masing masing nak tiru ayat ayat goblok yang pelakon pelakon tu tuturkan. Cuba kau bayangkan budak umur 10 tahun borak macam ni dengan mak dia "Sial la mak" (adaptasi filem KL Gangster bila mamat aaron aziz tu selalu cakap "sial la Jai".)

Benda ni gwa nampak depan mata kot. Lu nak tujah apa lagi?

Ah, lantak la depa nak buat skrip macam mana pun. Kalau skrip semua nak skema je pun bosan jugak. Tapi at least, cuba la bagi cerita tu senonoh sikit plot plot dia. Takde la gwa stereotypekan semua filem melayu macam ni. Haih.

Ciao.

Do You Have The Guts?

Do you have the guts to confront with the people who have problems with you straight away?
No matter what type of dispute it is.

No matter what type of medium in resolving the matters.
Name it. Face to face. On the phone. Thru text, messages. Or anything as long as you will confront them one by one in order to clear the cloudy sky above.

Do you have the guts to do so?

Friday, October 7, 2011

Thankful


I'm happy with myself. For the time being. And i hope for eternity, till the day i die.
I'm happy with my messy hair, my outfit, my sneakers, my belongings, my family, my friends, and ultimately with my life. I'm happy with what i have. Even though i'm whining every now and then.
We're humans. Normal human whine every now and then.

I've once tweeted this,
"U're not being thankful everytime u whine and shit"
But hey, i'm no god nor something powerful to change the course of my  life in a blink of an eye.
So, yeah,we whine. An utter pleasure from something we never really gain anything from.
Just a matter of pure satisfaction from a dreaded heart.
The fear that makes u abide the laws, rules, and regulations people been created since mankind exists.

Why should i be happy for you when u're not happy for me?

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The fact that we live at the same place, drink the same water, breath the same air, use the same thing from the same resources, the earth,  reminds me on how small we are on this small small world.
The difference? Its just a matter place and time.

The fact that royalties, elitists, middle class citizen,working class citizen and all the bullshit level we've created triggers me.
We're all the same.

U aint breath the fresh air brought to you from anywhere special. You still drink the same water manufactured from the different company and shit.

Imagine how small we are. Imagine how we live in a colony of ants. A small community that can easily be destroyed by the vicious weather and shit.

U're of no special class world citizen.
U're just where u are, where u belongs despite all the inequalities and shits happening all around the globe.
We were all exactly the same species of homosapiens. U're no special than me nor from the other human being. Grind it to your mind.

Lucky me i' wasn't born somewhere in somalia.
I should be thankful for that.
I can crawl on the net with my lappy on the floor, laughing on your stupidity and intolerance towards others.
I should be thankful for that. U should too. The moment u read this blog, u need to realize that you are one lucky mafakka who had the connection to the otherside of the reality and was not born in poverty someplace, where poverty is killing each and every cell within you.

Yeah, the title should be thankful. I've been searching for a title when i typed this sentence.

Be thankful. Be very thankful.
U'll never know when u're gonna fall down to the core of troubles.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Are You COOL?

Matter of fact
Everybody wants to befriend with a cool guy. Somebody attached to a feel good factor to hang out with. Name it, a celebrity, a geek, a singer, an actor or anything that crossed your mind.


The truth is, being cool is being the real you. I mean, you don't need any expensive gadgets to be cool. U don't need extra peculiar outfits to be cool. You don't need to be somebody else to be cool. Face it, some of us try hard, sometimes too hard to be cool. To feel hip to be around with.


Just take a good look at obefiend with his galaxy tab. He's not as cool as u ever think so. He's just good at what he's doing. A celebrity? They're good at what they are doing. You can't levelled cool. 


But i think i know. Some people tend to be or look cool someway somehow just to feel good with their own self. There's a big sense of the urge to be accepted. The acceptance of others. The approval. You don't need all of that actually. 


I will befriend with you if u're you. Thats more than enough. Just don't try to go overboard doing this and that to look cool. At some level, u'll someway somehow being stereotyped as a show off or something because u're in need of an approval from someone who doesn't even know you.


To some extend, some people waste a lot of money and effort just to look cool in order for the society to approve them as cool. 


I knew a guy who bought a blackberry because almost everybody had one. A a matter of fact, he didn;t even use it to the maximum regularities amazed me on how stupidity and the sense of approval is killing them. Then, he bought a DSLR, the so called cool stuff to play with. You know why he's buying that shit? Because he thinks its cool just to have a DSLR. Quite stupid. Bet i bet he's in need of the approval. 


Meyh, u don't need all that just to be true with your friend. I don't care what u had, or what u wear. People will still be your friend if they're true enough to be a friend. I won't befriend with u just because your father is a fucking multibillionaire and you drive an audi TT to class. You can befriend with material, but they won't last as long as when u befriend with that person.


And trust me, you don't have to smoke weed to look cool, you don't need to pop that ecstacy to be cool, you don't need to snort that fucking cocaine to be cool and u don't have to inject that motherfucking heroin into your blood vein to look cool. Just be your own self. The real friend will befriend with you with the real you and stay together if u're still you. 


Don't run around buying this and that, doing stuff and shit just to boost your cool level. Don't u feel like u're lying to urself doing all those shit? Get in front of the mirror naked and ask yourself, will you befriend with yourself because of you or because some else shit that doesn't even matter. 


Let me copy paste what Steve Jobs have said in his speech before he was dead.


"Your time is limited; so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary."

See, he's being him the way he was. 
RIP Steve Jobs. 



It's true. Life is too short to live it trying to be anything other than your true, original self. Be who you are, and be it the best way you know how. Celebrate your individuality and uniqueness. Dare to be an original!

Ciao
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Impersonating others won't make you look cool,
It will only make you look like a fool.


Dealwithit mafakka



Monday, October 3, 2011

It's Been A While


Its been a while Since i last published my last post.
I actually got tons of drafts written when i was truly bored on the storage of my laptop. But i don't feel like publishing any of them because everytime i re read them shit, it feels strange. Seems like it was full of error 404 when the interweb is acting like a monkey. So, i passed.

The moment i wrote this shit, i wonder what is the main issue i wanna jerk it in. Ahah. The reason why i ain't blog a shit. Its most prolly because i have no issues and trying to cope with the peace of mind, that rarely lasts long.

The fact that i'm living a life full of happiness i've create within myself is so fucking disturbing. It contradicts the fact that none of them is 100% true till this split second. Maybe i failed to embrace all the moment of laughter and joy. Or maybe because apart of the happiness is not fully complete in which they're falling apart.

See, the reason to live a life full of happiness is only a dreamland built in your mind, or on the big ass advertisement where people laugh and smile all the time when the truth is everybody is crying inside out and they cover up that sadness with a fake smile and laughter.

I just can't do that. I rarely smile, contradicting with the posts i've posted. Most probably because i hate to fake a smile. Coz when i smile, i smile fer real.

A couple of days ago,  a stranger told me i am far from being categorized into a friendly people. Until they saw me smiling. It feels weird.

Phew...
Gazillions of words are crafted into my mind yet too little flows to my fingers.

Yes, i've been posting too little too much about myself lately. Its not because i'm running out of ink from my head, but the damage is done. Target locked, mission accomplished. The rest? Its up to everybody to interpret the data. For what cause? Suit yourself. Can't be bothered to tell everyone what to do, with all the questions in the world. It is all up to you since i can and might only be the reason why you choose that something something. The real deal is always up to you. I refuse to choose and decide for you because i hate being a dictator. Wait, Who loves a dictator?

I guess there's an unresolved issues left unanswered within me. Thats why i started to write, again. Maybe someone, or something might help me sort that shit out. Maybe i'll sort it out within a few days.

Ah, maybe is another form of uncertainty. Too many grey areas have to be covered. The future's a mystery. Full of riddles and what not.

I Hope serendipity is after me. I guess all those mystery box left unopened might contained another vicious barrier to embrace. Well, lets see what would happen next. Its all written somewhere somehow. I just have to be prepared to face it all. Lets prepare for it while the clock is still ticking in and out.

Sayonara. 

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